Best D&D Joke

I know I know, bumping and all...

What's worse than a room full of angry half-orcs?

One half-orc with the key.


Two elves meet. One is considerably late to the meeting.
"Where have you been?"
"I found a dwarf and had to bury him"
"And that took you 6 hours?"
"Not my fault, he wouldn't hold still!"
 

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