GreatLemur
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My latest favorite RPG quote came from one of the Yog-Sothoth.com "Masks of Nyarlathotep" campaign sessions, when guy whose bad dice rolls have screwed things up for the party yet again gets a talking to from a superstitious fellow player. Now, you've gotta imagine this in the voice of an annoyed young British woman:
I think she was completely serious, too.Helen said:It's not the dice; it's you. Do you know what the problem is; you're not training them properly. You need to have more than two d10s, you need to stand them on ones, and then when they're naughty, you need to send them to the naughty corner and use some different dice to spite them.
Aw, nice. That is just dire. And brutally on-target.EditorBFG said:As a coincidence, just before I switched over this forum, I finished reading...
The Best Palladium Quote Ever: