Staying on topic is for the weak and the sober.
(but you're right, I should have paid attention)
No, I got rid of it about ten years ago. If memory serves, it started out thanking everyone who helped with the product and then went into acknowleding the deadline and went on from there. But when I say it was a full page, I mean the guy literally went on for a full text page. Of course, in hindsight, he probably was put under pressure with 2e coming out around that time. I just wish he'd been able to pull it off.