[blatant whoring] Forget what size category your child is?

[Schmoe]

When one of my friends played "Arthur" (the aardvark, not the sidekick) at a charity fundraiser for public television, he learned the hard way that small children like to throw themselves at you - and their skulls are crotch level. After two accidental heatbutts, he learned to lean forward to hug them.

There's a whole chain of pre-requisites to learn that feat, though:

Intelligence: 10+
Skill Ranks: Spot 4+, Tumble 4+
Feats: Dodge, Combat Reflexes

I'm still working on the Spot ranks.

 

[Mark Chance]

Maybe you could see if someone could make a "mutant, half-giant, dire kender (maybe abyssal??)" T-shirt? The back could say, "No, I won't clean my room and you can't make me."

I second this suggestion. My five-foot-two-inch-tall, 105 lb., 9-year-old son could use one.

 

[BOZ]

When one of my friends played "Arthur" (the aardvark, not the sidekick) at a charity fundraiser for public television, he learned the hard way that small children like to throw themselves at you - and their skulls are crotch level. After two accidental heatbutts, he learned to lean forward to hug them.

i know the feeling. my 14-month old daughter loves to hit her head on everything, and then scream as if she wondered why that hurts so much.

and yesterday, she bit me on the nipple (through my shirt!). i'm not sure what that's supposed to mean, but it hurt like hell.

 

[BOZ]

It is good.

Size Tiny for babies and toddlers (also available on bibs!)

Size Small for the kids

oh yeah BTW, will these be available at gencon? last year i looked for a cute little onesie, but could not find one.

 

[Thunderfoot]

Yes, please say these are GenCon bound - I can kill a few gift birds in one swoop.

 

[Gez]

and yesterday, she bit me on the nipple (through my shirt!). i'm not sure what that's supposed to mean, but it hurt like hell.

It means you must excercise more to lose the manboobs.

 

[BOZ]

i bow to your wisdom.

 

[IamTheTest]

Thank you for the good thread OP.