Horggroh, Male albino orc, Monk
To the barmaid, Horggroh says, "I know about cleaning up messes. I doubt almighty thingamajigs and Ultimate Ultimate-Somethings can make a mess like an uncultured tribe of orcs. If I have any say in it, I'll try to keep this thing from messing up too much of the world for you."
When the gnome greets him, he says "Ah. When I saw the name, although very complete, I didn't see the symmetry in it. But meeting you face-to-face,", Horggroh slaps him a bit too hard on the back and chuckles, "I get it now."
"The two drinks? Well, you should never have too much of a good thing." he says as he takes a big swig from the good ale, smiling at the taste. "And you should never have to suffer too much either." He takes as big a drink from the 'bad' ale as well, his face showing momentary shock, then taking on a slightly greenish tinge. After a moment to recover "Oh man, that is bad! Here..." he hands his bad drink to the gnome, "try it. It'll make you think your tongue's falling off. Or wish it would, anyway."
"So, is anyone else who signed up here?" Looking around. "I'd love to find someone who knows what this Ultimate Ultimate-Something or other actually is."