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I make my own. Just made one today. About a third of a pound of ground beef seasoned with salt, Worcestershire Sauce, and Sadaf brand Ras al Hanout fried in butter. On a brioche bun with mayo and BBQ sauce, topped with cheddar cheese, pickles, and three strips of thick sliced bacon.
 


One issue I’ve noticed in restaurant burgers is temperature - everything is well delivered but the only source of heat is the burger, sandwiched between room temperature or colder pickle, lettuce, tomato, and buns, which means that it all tastes a bit cold (and thus less delicious) halfway through the meal. Some restaurants have toasted the buns, which can help.
Buns gotta be toasted.
 

Velveeta is for mac n cheese and Ro★Tel dip imo.
I met a deacon in a class who brought his melted cheese dip to the semester-end potluck. I know he used velveeta as one of the cheeses, as well as some kind of beer and some ground beef.

Not only did we kill the pot, when everyone was helping with the cleanup, we were all just scraping the remnants out of the pot with our fingers, licking them clean…and then repeating the process. Food safety be damned, that dip was LEGENDARY!
 

I met a deacon in a class who brought his melted cheese dip to the semester-end potluck. I know he used velveeta as one of the cheeses, as well as some kind of beer and some ground beef.

Not only did we kill the pot, when everyone was helping with the cleanup, we were all just scraping the remnants out of the pot with our fingers, licking them clean…and then repeating the process. Food safety be damned, that dip was LEGENDARY!
Hard to imagine I’ve found velveeta in all dishes nasty. Though I do recall one potluck at work. At the end of the night there was still like 3 pounds of velveeta dip in a crock. Instead of using the trash to dispose, the person decided to use the floors kitchenette sink…

Plugged her up like cement and our leads decided to just have the plumbing removed and if anybody wanted to clean dishes or make coffee they had to go to the ground floor from then on.

Shortly after they had a chili pot luck cook off and plugged like 17 crock pots into one outlet in a series of extenders like Griswald’s Xmas lights. Blew the circuit and then pot lucks were banned for the 8th floor.
 

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