Mark Chance
Boingy! Boingy!
Here's the promo for my new show to debut this coming fall.
Coming this fall to UPN, John Rhys-Davies of The Lord of the Rings becomes John Mineshaft, a tough and ruthless dwarf heading back to the Mines of Moria to take care of business!
<cue funky theme music>
Who's the dwarf warrior
that's a death machine to all the orcs?
Mineshaft!
Ya damn right!
Who is the dwarf with a battle axe
clenched in both his fists?
Mineshaft!
Can you dig it?
Who's the dwarf that won't retreat
when there's uruk-hai all 'bout?
Mineshaft!
Right on!
They say that Mineshaft is a bad mother --
Shut your mouth!
I'm talkin' 'bout Mineshaft.
Then we can dig it!
He's a complicated dwarf
but no one understands him but his clansmen.
John Mineshaft!
Coming this fall to UPN, John Rhys-Davies of The Lord of the Rings becomes John Mineshaft, a tough and ruthless dwarf heading back to the Mines of Moria to take care of business!
<cue funky theme music>
Who's the dwarf warrior
that's a death machine to all the orcs?
Mineshaft!
Ya damn right!
Who is the dwarf with a battle axe
clenched in both his fists?
Mineshaft!
Can you dig it?
Who's the dwarf that won't retreat
when there's uruk-hai all 'bout?
Mineshaft!
Right on!
They say that Mineshaft is a bad mother --
Shut your mouth!
I'm talkin' 'bout Mineshaft.
Then we can dig it!
He's a complicated dwarf
but no one understands him but his clansmen.
John Mineshaft!
