Can someone post a link to the "I need a piss" diary by a PC?

[Heretic Apostate]

There is a diary (more or less) out there that pretends to be about a Player Character, talking about what it's like to be a P.C. It goes on and on about how they need to piss. It talks about all the ale he's drunk (oh, how so much!), but that he never gets to piss...

Unfortunately, whenever I search for it, I'm sure you can guess the type of websites I find.

 

[diaglo]

look for some of Brooklyn Knight's old posts.

 

[the Jester]

Back then he was known as arthurq...

If you find it, post a link, will ya? I'd like to see it myself.

 

[Heretic Apostate]

Okay, thirty minutes of fruitless searching...

Pretty much, the diary describes the self-induced torture of a player character.

"I need to piss. I've been in tavern after tavern, and drank so much ale--oh, god, how much ale--but I never have pissed. My bladder is screaming in agony!"

It goes on something like that, but I can't find it. I keep losing the darn thing...