Carrot Top plays D&D!

[mythusmage]

Actually posting to these boards under his stage name is something Carrot top would do. What can you expect from a guy who's the love child of Gonzo and Miss Piggy?

CT, tell the truth. The last time you went to GenCon you were overwhelmed by the hordes paying you no attention what-so-ever. Bruised your fragile little ego it did.

 

[Carrot Top]

Actually posting to these boards under his stage name is something Carrot top would do. What can you expect from a guy who's the love child of Gonzo and Miss Piggy?

CT, tell the truth. The last time you went to GenCon you were overwhelmed by the hordes paying you no attention what-so-ever. Bruised your fragile little ego it did.

*Mythusmage rolls a 3 on his diplomacy check---fails*

First off the muppets are great, you should never try and be mean to a muppet.

Secondly, it is Mr. CT to you....MM and while I may not have hordes paying attention to me I am quite a noticible figure and therefore would upstage some of the real guest stars. It is not easy being me....

 

[ForceUser]

I want to believe this is actually Carrot Top posting, because he's kind of funny. But it's too easy to impersonate someone online as a gag. Sorry

 

[Carrot Top]

I want to believe this is actually Carrot Top posting, because he's kind of funny. But it's too easy to impersonate someone online as a gag. Sorry

*Mails ForceUser one of his long kinky red hairs........see it is me*

My top is like a carrot. Kind of Funny---it is hard to be a comedian known for using props, trying to bring the joy of humor over the internet. I should go back to making my picture frame gag with the chandelier above it...man this prop will kill in Atlantic City

 

[mythusmage]

*Mythusmage rolls a 3 on his diplomacy check---fails*

First off the muppets are great, you should never try and be mean to a muppet.

Gonzo and MP have one wild moment, and we have to deal with the result. God can be a bastard at times

Secondly, it is Mr. CT to you....MM and while I may not have hordes paying attention to me I am quite a noticible figure and therefore would upstage some of the real guest stars. It is not easy being me....

Okay Mr. Clueless Twit, believe what you will, I know for a fact your distinctive appearance helps people avoid you. (Carrot Top, the first man to make money from being an annoying dork.)

For your information, Mr. Cretinous Twaddle, it's even harder dealing with you.

Carrot Top, the product of a Miss Piggy/Gonzo skit gone seriously wrong. (They never should've performed at that nudist camp.)

 

[Carrot Top]

Okay Mr. Clueless Twit, believe what you will, I know for a fact your distinctive appearance helps people avoid you. (Carrot Top, the first man to make money from being an annoying dork.)

Carrot Top, the product of a Miss Piggy/Gonzo skit gone seriously wrong. (They never should've performed at that nudist camp.)

Point 1: I was not the first one I believe others went before me...

Point 2: I have no idea where I was conceived....nudist camp, maybe....I will have to go to the troft and ask my mother Miss Piggy.

 

[Dr Midnight]

Okay Mr. Clueless Twit, believe what you will, I know for a fact your distinctive appearance helps people avoid you. (Carrot Top, the first man to make money from being an annoying dork.)

Jerry Lewis. Plus, I think this is how Napoleon catapulted to fame.

I like this Carrot Top persona. Sure, it's not real, but I'll suspend my shizzy just because I so liked when I was Jack Chick on the last ENboards and people got angry with me. Heeee. You ROCK ON, Carrot Top!

 

[Carrot Top]

Jerry Lewis. Plus, I think this is how Napoleon catapulted to fame.

I like this Carrot Top persona. Sure, it's not real, but I'll suspend my shizzy just because I so liked when I was Jack Chick on the last ENboards and people got angry with me. Heeee. You ROCK ON, Carrot Top!

What is this shizzy is this some spell from the FR setting? I don't buy much of the FR stuff, and thanks for defending me Dr.
Mythusmage seems like a smart, nice person. I think he just has an issue with people with big red hair-----wonder if he has issues with Bozo the Clown?

Jack Chick was the minister of the wedding of my mother (Miss Piggy) and my step-father (Kermit)....small world.

 

[Khan the Warlord]

Hey CT, why don't you post a small update at carrottop.com about our dear friend MM, so everyone can see if you're the "real-red-headed-deal" or not?

 

[mythusmage]

Jerry was an annoying ass (as in donkey). Big difference.

Of course, I was surprised that Gonzo stayed focused long enough to, well, you know, Miss Piggy.

As for it being someone else in real life...

BTW, CT. Went to your site. Like Hell that's your natural hair. You went and got a fright wig implant and now you have to live with it.

Poor guy, third rate venues and polyester follicles. Must stink being you.

(You know, if you'd take care of your wheels, you wouldn't have to keep getting a new Peterbilt.)

(I have to go now, it's time to get ready for Comicon.)