Carrot Top plays D&D!

[Carrot Top]

Hey CT, why don't you post a small update at carrottop.com about our dear friend MM, so everyone can see if you're the "real-red-headed-deal" or not?

I would never do that to anyone, MM seems like a great person, and he is just having fun with a celebrity, no hard feelings.

Prove to you I am real.........

*goes to prop trunk and pulls out hat with giant hands that clap and applauds himself*

is that proof enough?

I really need to go back and work on my vaccuum that has a alarm clock on it prop ...the punch line is a "sucking waste of time."

 

[mythusmage]

I really need to go back and work on my vaccuum that has a alarm clock on it prop ...the punch line is a "sucking waste of time."

That's actually funny. You've convinced me, there's no way in Hell you could be Carrot Top.

(Now it really is time for me to go.)

 

[Lord Ben]

Maybe Mythusmage is the real carrot top and is harassing his impostor! On his profile it does say he's a professional loon.

*rips mask of Mythusmage*

mythusmage: "I'd have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids"

 

[Carrot Top]

Maybe Mythusmage is the real carrot top and is harassing his impostor! On his profile it does say he's a professional loon.

*rips mask of Mythusmage*

mythusmage: "I'd have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids"

Maybe Carrot Top is the real Mythusmage and he is just playing with himself. Hey, I wonder if I could use that in my show....

Ok, going to go work one of my other new props....a D&D prop it is a notebook with an eaten apple attached....the punchline is "it is one of my core books"

Working on my d2 system...the dice are a penney a piece, heck who am I kidding the dice are pennies...."you roll heads, sorry you are dead." d2 the new game system

 

[AGGEMAM]

Who (or what) the hell is Carrot Top, going by the conversation I'd say he is a comedian, either that or a parrot.

And why is him being here (and playing D&D) a big deal anyways.

In Denmark where I come from and live, the acting schools are actually encouraging its student to play role-playing games like D&D.

 

[Lord Ben]

He's a comedian. Fairly famous, in some TV shows and movies I believe.

Personally I think the movies, TV shows, and advertisements suck rocks. But if I see his standup routine on Comedy Central I'll tune in. He's pretty funny in his standup act.

 

[Carrot Top]

My movies:
Available Titles for Carrot Top
Title
Chairman of the Board (1998)
Laughing Out Loud: Volume 1 (2001)
And I am most known for my stand-up routine where I tend to use (and throw) a lot of props....I am good, but I am no Gallagher---heehehe the way he uses a mallet.
*falls over laughing so hard he is crying*

 

[Khan the Warlord]

My movies:
Available Titles for Carrot Top
Title
Chairman of the Board (1998)
Laughing Out Loud: Volume 1 (2001)

Call me strange, but for some reason I doubt the real Carrot Top would have to copy and paste his movie history (including the years no less) from a movie site.

 

[Wolfen Priest]

Carrot Top, the first man to make money from being an annoying dork.

Are you trying to tell me you've NEVER HEARD OF GILBERT GODFREY???

 

[Khan the Warlord]

Are you trying to tell me you've NEVER HEARD OF GILBERT GODFREY???

Oh please!

GG is HILARIOUS -- and the man doesn't need "props" for his comedy.