Carrot Top plays D&D!

[herald]

Did you ever wonder what would happen to carrot top if you ran him through a vegamatic?

Hmmm....(starts to dream....) Ah.... Vegamatic goodness.....hmmm.. (starts to drool....)

Ye gods I've started to short out my keyboard.

 

[Lord Ben]

Let me try.

*pulls a piece of bakery out of a chewing tobacco can*

"The Danish come from Copenhagen!!"

Hahahaaha. Okay, that wasn't that good.

 

[Carrot Top]

Let me try.

*pulls a piece of bakery out of a chewing tobacco can*

"The Danish come from Copenhagen!!"

Hahahaaha. Okay, that wasn't that good.

How about if we decide that the southern hicks discovered that country and called it Denmark because they all grabbed the chewing tobacco and when they hit land they screamed "Dane nabbot, that may have damaged the ship" *spit* so they chose to call the people Dane's.......ok, that was not much better...if I only had a prop

 

[herald]

Vegamatic.....Vegamatic......Vegamatic....

 

[Lizard]

Now we've got something else to talk about for four weeks....

If true, this proves RPGs are indeed "of the devil".

 

[herald]

No that proves that Carrot Top is evil!!!!!

 

[Carrot Top]

Vegamatic.....Vegamatic......Vegamatic....

After you drank it would you slap your head and state"I wish I had a V-8"

And vegamatic and carrots are another funny combo, wonder if that is considered a death threat to me, we all know what they do to carrots------

Calls police and tells them herald is a stalker---a corn on the stalker

*rim shot*

 

[AGGEMAM]

Well, neither of your Copenhagen jokes were very funny, but I am not going to have a stab at it, since I am not very good at one-liners. And hell I did not even know there were a chewing tobacco called Copenhagen until now. Which btw must be due to errorous geografical skills, since the swedes are known for chewing chewing tobacco, while the danes shy it like the devil.

But I could tell a joke that you probably haven't heard before .. interested ?

 

[Lord Ben]

Yeah, lets hear the joke.

 

[The REAL Carrot Top]

I can't believe you guys are falling for this. Some guy types in "Carrot Top", tells some fairly inane jokes, and you guys are taking the time to argue with him. Silly. Look at the number of times he posted... they are ALL on this thread. Strange that Carrot Top would be just hanging around waiting for himself to become a topic. Well, -I- know I am the real Carrot Top, so I leave this sorry imitator to his delusions. I love you America.