AGGEMAM said:
Who (or what) the hell is Carrot Top, going by the conversation I'd say he is a comedian, either that or a parrot.
And why is him being here (and playing D&D) a big deal anyways.
He's a steaming pile of crap, without all the personality. He's what happens when the same people responsible for Jennifer Love Hewwit's singing career try to build a comedian from spare parts. And he's every bit as funny as kicking a bag of sweet, little kittens to death.
When I finally become the High Minister of Eugenics, there WILL be a reckoning! I will use him to find those who find some level of enjoyment from his ... whatever the hell it is he does, then after they, their children, and their pets are no longer with us, Carrot Top's usefulness an idiot detector will have ended. At which time we'll turn him over to the military idustrial complex, clone him, and cripple him so that his copies have only a 1 month life span, and drop the "weaponized" versions of him on our enemies. And by weaponized I mean we'll drop him out of a plane (with parachute), a bullet proof vest, helmet, and megaphone.
A steaming pile of monkey crap likes X, and you also like X. Now you and a steaming pile of mokey crap are known to have common interests. Statistically this is actually likely when dealing with an arbitrarily large list of traits, and if you're so inclined, it might not even be worrisome. But still the implication is that you and a steaming pile of monkey crap really aren't that different, and when put explicitly in such terms most people would be QUITE offended.