Carrot Top plays D&D!


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OK, I met Carrot Top a number of years back when I was in L.A. I also met his mother and remember her name. WILL THE REAL Carrot top PLEASE STAND UP!

Tel me your mothers name and we shall see!
 

The REAL Carrot Top
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Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Los Angeles. CA
Posts: 1


Posts 1 Talk about lame ass idiocy.

I think that if Carrot Top were a poster on the boards he would have some obscure name like At&D or something. I seriously would like to know which of the Celebreties play.

The Guy from D&D the movie plays, and now so does the rest of that cast.

I have heard that Brad Pitt played once somewhere in his highschool years.

Angelia Jollie does she sayed so in an interview. Though it usually degrades into something sexual she said.

Martin short actually DM'ed games in college.

Besides that I don't know

Celebrities of the Gamers, please come forth
 


AGGEMAM said:
Who (or what) the hell is Carrot Top, going by the conversation I'd say he is a comedian, either that or a parrot.

And why is him being here (and playing D&D) a big deal anyways.

He's a steaming pile of crap, without all the personality. He's what happens when the same people responsible for Jennifer Love Hewwit's singing career try to build a comedian from spare parts. And he's every bit as funny as kicking a bag of sweet, little kittens to death.

When I finally become the High Minister of Eugenics, there WILL be a reckoning! I will use him to find those who find some level of enjoyment from his ... whatever the hell it is he does, then after they, their children, and their pets are no longer with us, Carrot Top's usefulness an idiot detector will have ended. At which time we'll turn him over to the military idustrial complex, clone him, and cripple him so that his copies have only a 1 month life span, and drop the "weaponized" versions of him on our enemies. And by weaponized I mean we'll drop him out of a plane (with parachute), a bullet proof vest, helmet, and megaphone.

A steaming pile of monkey crap likes X, and you also like X. Now you and a steaming pile of mokey crap are known to have common interests. Statistically this is actually likely when dealing with an arbitrarily large list of traits, and if you're so inclined, it might not even be worrisome. But still the implication is that you and a steaming pile of monkey crap really aren't that different, and when put explicitly in such terms most people would be QUITE offended.
 

Um...Kibo...I was a little unclear on how you really feel about this. Also, Jennifer Love-Hewitt is welcome to sing naked any time she wants in my book.
 

Jeez. I buy a bunch of stuff from Wizards and all of a sudden there is D&D back-lash against other celebrities that play D&D. Carrot Top is just a guy trying to make a living. You know you guys would love to play a game with him and run home and tell your buddies how you played with Carrot Top.

And by the way, my secret project in no way involves Monte Cook to nip that one in the bud.
 


Mystic Eye said:
OK, I met Carrot Top a number of years back when I was in L.A. I also met his mother and remember her name. WILL THE REAL Carrot top PLEASE STAND UP!

Tel me your mothers name and we shall see!

Her name is Barbara.

Ok, well that is that let us see what happens next....
 


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