CE vs. N (FFA): Very Young Howling Dragon vs. Thunder Worm

[Infiniti2000]

Depends on who was coaching him.

--
General I2K, who notes that the numbers speak for themselves, and also notes that a coworker calls him Fiedler-crab

 

[Gansk]

Round 363: Ricky chomps for 12. Fiedler dies. (Rolled 12 Fort save)

A huge black widow spider moves to 30N90E and shoots a web at Ricky. It hits (rolled 23-4 ranged touch) and Ricky is bummed by the entanglement.

 

[Infiniti2000]

"Dude! That's so uncool, man."

Ricky will try to use escape artist to free himself from the web. If successful, and Ricky has every reason to feel that he can shake of what basically amounts to yet another rookie wannabe get-the-pot-smoking-running-back defensive player, Ricky will take a step to 10N90E.

 

[Gansk]

Round 364

Ricky is harshed as he fails to escape. (Rolled 8)

The spider moves to 15N90E and attacks. It resists the stench. (Rolled 19 Fort save)

The spider bites for 14. (Rolled natural 20) Ricky is destroyed!

Next up for CE in round 364: an ogre. (MM)

 

[Infiniti2000]

Bluto Three-Eye (don't ask) enters the arena at 15N0E and tosses his cookies, and his javelin, at the spider (85ft, <3 range increments, or -4 to attack).

 

[Gansk]

The javelin drops harmlessly. (Rolled 9-4)

Round 365: The spider moves to 15N30E.

 

[Infiniti2000]

Bluto grunts, then his eyes open wide. He cautiously puts his hand to his backside and a curious, embarrassed expression crosses his face and stays there. With a huge blush, he draws his greatclub while moving into position at 15N15E and attacks with an overhand swing designed to squish the spider like a turd.

 

[Gansk]

The club whups the spider upside the head. (Rolled 18) 13 points of damage takes it down to 39 hp.

Round 366: The spider responds by biting Bluto. (Rolled 27) Bluto resists the poison (rolled 22 Fort save), but takes 11 and has 18 hp left.

 

[Infiniti2000]

Keep on keeping on! Time compression!

 

[Gansk]

Bluto hits for 11. The spider has 28 hp.

Round 367: The spider hits for 13 plus 5 Str. Bluto has 5 hp and 16 Str. He misses.

Round 368: The spider bites for 13. Bluto is dying.

Next up for CE in round 368: a black dragon wyrmling. (Draconomicon) The spider is at 15N30E and has 28 hp left.