CE vs. N (FFA): Very Young Howling Dragon vs. Thunder Worm

[Infiniti2000]

That Neutral General has got to be coming out soon. I can feel it in my bones.

A gray lobster the size of a horse clacks into the arena to 45n30e, planning on putting his blind-fighting to good use.

 

[Gansk]

Psybo pops his head into the arena.

"Remember, a draw will not result in the general being teleported away. The only way for you Chaotic Evil hordes to advance to the second round is to defeat the general."

"And now, without further ado, here is Neutral's general, General Rummmmmbuuuuuuuuull!"

Round 922: A misty cloud, 40 feet on each side, enters. Each part of it is colored differently, from wispy white to gloomy gray to threatening black. Electrical discharges course through its body, and a rumbling sound similar to what came from that Star Trek monstrosity that wanted to talk to whales echoes throughout the arena.

General Rumbull flies to 30N60E and unleashes a massive thunderclap that shakes the walls. The lobster makes a pathetic attempt to dodge the vibrations (rolled 14 Ref save) and takes 112 points of damage. The lobster dies and General Rumbull enters the Hall of Fame!

Next for CE: a very young tarterian dragon. (Draconomicon)

 

[Infiniti2000]

The hordes of chaotic evil combatants lined up just outside the battlefield on the west suddenly try to make a run for it. A chorus of "I'm not going in there!" "Holy $@#! Forget that crap!" and "Wtf! Count me out!" starts up in the madly scrambling crowds.

Finally, the balor grabs one hapless individual, Clink II the tarterian dragon, and tosses him into the arena to 30n20e. Clink II has no choice but to show some Force and blast Rumbull. If Clink has any metabreath feats that could be useful, he'll use them. He doesn't expect to last to the next round.

 

[PJSlavner]

Clink II has maximum ranks in the skills Escape Artist (he wishes he could have used that skill to avoid being here), Jump, Knowledge (nobility, religion), Listen, Search, Spot, and Use Magic Device.

Clink has the feats Blind-Fight, Hover, Improved Initiative, and Multiattack. Sorry, no metabreath feats for Clink.

 

[Evilhalfling]

Woot! - word passes quickly and the stands in the CE arena fill. They settle in for the royal ass-kicking. Someone even brought a beach ball.

 

[PJSlavner]

Clink II gets off a good breath. General Rumbull dodges the line of force, but still takes 12 points of force damage. General Rumbull has 684 HP remaining. Clink can breathe again in round 925.

Round 923

General Rumbull flies to 30N30E30Z and lets loose another massive thunderclap. Clink is just as pathetic in dodging it as the lobster (14 Ref save), and takes 89 points of damage. Clink survives the massive damage, but is down to 15 HP.

 

[Infiniti2000]

Clink craps a Tarterian Brick and lifts off into the air flying in a circle and ending up (if he survives the AoO) at 40n15e30z, heading north. He'll try to bite the General.

 

[PJSlavner]

General Rumbull is happy that brick will teleport away when Clink is gone.

As Clink approaches General Rumbull, the general touches Clink for 9 electrical and 13 sonic damage. Clink dies in the fall.

Next in round 923 for Chaotic Evil is a frost salamander (Monster Manual II).

 

[Evilhalfling]

Snowball(in Hell) tries to make a running jump to bring the General within his deadly Aura of Cold ! erm he will make the jump after a running start to 50n35e

 

[PJSlavner]

Snowball (in Hell) gets up 4 feet, which does not bring General Rumbull in range of the deadly Aura of Cold.

Round 924

General Rumbull zips down, touches Snowball for 13 electrical and 17 sonic damage, then zips back up to 30N30E30Z. General Rumbull is unaffected by the not-so-deadly aura. Snowball has 48 HP remaining.