Ceramic DM/Short Story Smackdown '08

[BSF]

But you do have the inaugural post in the thread. You are the one that will need to edit your post, unless a new thread is started.

I can dig it though. Just trying to help jumpstart everything. If nothing else, bracket selection allows focused smack talk.

To the judges - I have a quick bracket layout all set up if you want to use it. The joys of random dice mechanics! Let me know how I can help so you all can kick this off the ground and get writing.

 

[Piratecat]

If we don't have another option in the next day or so, I'll probably judge myself.

"Man, I'm really funny looking!"

No, not like that. Sheesh.

 

[WhimsyTheFae]

If we don't have another option in the next day or so, I'll probably judge myself.

"Man, I'm really funny looking!"

No, not like that. Sheesh.

You know, it's really not fair to steal the easy jokes for yourself. Loser. :|

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

You know, it's really not fair to steal the easy jokes for yourself. Loser. :|

Hey, it's page five and he's still got his pants on. I consider that a win.

 

[WhimsyTheFae]

Hey, it's page five and he's still got his pants on. I consider that a win.

Good point.

 

[Starman]

Hey, it's page five and he's still got his pants on. I consider that a win.

I'm not sure she considers it a win.

 

[awayfarer]

I think you've seriously underestimated the synergy from the 'pong' acqusition.

I know it looks good right now but the whole business has left me flat. The 'pong' industry has trouble thinking outside the box. They just keeps batting the same ideas around.

And you know what's next? Hybrids. Wait till you see a ^poing^. Sure, their hectares per pint will be fantastic but no one will ever make any money off of it. You know what that amounts to? Vermont. Do we really want to see maple syrup taps on our children?

 

[Herremann the Wise]

Hello Everyone,

If you guys are desperate for a judge, I suppose I can dust off the scythe again. However, I'm sure you would all prefer that I go away so that Piratecat can judge rather than play.

Best Regards
Herremann the Wise

 

[mythago]

Writing.

 

[maxfieldjadenfox]

Are we on the subject of Pirate Cat's naked victory dance again? And I, for one, would be happy to see you write or judge Herremann!