CG vs. N: Chaotic Good Victorious!

[Infiniti2000]

The crowd continues booing and chanting, particularly from the chaotic alignments. The chant changes from "Bring back the Protector" to "No more rules! No more rules!"

 

[ugulu]

Laughter rains down from the other side of the hall, as the organized creatures guffaw at the disorganized rabble.

 

[PJSlavner]

Evilhalfling, in case you do not have the Draconomicon, Mychasi's (the brass dragon) feats are Enlarge Breath (your breath can be 50% larger, and you have to wait an extra round to breath if you use this feat) and Flyby Attack. From Mychasi's knowledge (nature), he knows that a bat swarm can cause nausea when it inflicts damage, wounds caused by a bat swarm continue to bleed unless a cure spell is used, and it is immune to weapon damage. If other knowledge skills become relevant, I will let you know. Everything else you need to know is in the Monster Manual.

 

[Evilhalfling]

Mychasi flies in and lands beside the bats at 60n25e and he casts speak with animals -

SoWhatsUpLittleBittyBats?HadAnyGoodInsectsRecently?YouReallyShouldn'tTryAndBiteMeYouknowMy HideIsMuchStrongerThanYourTeeth. (deep breath)
HaveYouEverMetAnyDireBats?TheyAreMuchBiggerThanYou. IHaveHeardthatGnomesRideOnThem. IBetaPixeCouldRideOnYou. AsLongAsYouDidntEatHim.

Ooc:Ii have it : ) I was typing the post while you wrote the last one- Mychasi has definate priorities.

 

[PJSlavner]

LOL
The bats shriek, "You are food! We must eat you!" The bats swarm (as swarms are wont to do) in a 10' square to 55N25E. Mychasi takes 3 points of damage, and has 27 HP left. Mychasi feels squeamish about being surrounded by shrieking bats, but resists nausea (rolled 13 Fort save).

 

[Evilhalfling]

WellITriedGuysIReallyDid.ButReally.YouLeaveMeNoChoice.
He leaps into the air climbing as high as he can in a single move in 65N30E75Z
When the bat swarm follows he will put them all to sleep.

OOc: Logic says that if they fail they should fall to thier deaths- not sure if rules support this. Is the ground a weapon or area effect?

 

[PJSlavner]

Mychasi has an up angle of 60 degrees, so he must fly 50 feet laterally to go up 75 feet. He can be at 110N25E75Z, travelling north, if he wants to avoid the opposite entry of the arena.

The bats go sleepy-bye ("good day, dragon" (instead of "good night", because bats are nocturnal) (rolled 12 Will save), and plummet to their deaths.

Mychasi can breathe again in four rounds.

A green, extremely thin, bipedal creature covered in short bristles with clawed hands moves into the arena to 110N90E, and launches a cluster of its bristles at Mychasi, wildly missing (rolled 5-10=-5 for ridiculously long range). Go ahead, Mychasi.

 

[Evilhalfling]

Mychasi flies upward and moves toward the center of the arena to 65n60e100Z

Shouting:
AreYouAPlant?IhaveHeardofWalkingPlantsbutHaveNeverSeenOne. ICantTalktoPlants.*sigh*
AndICantEvenPutYouToSleep. IfYouCan'tHitMeAtThisRangeIMayJustStallandCatchMyBreath.

ooc: right 60 degree vertical, I will keep it in mind.

 

[PJSlavner]

OOC I forgot wounding bats.

Mychasi is at 25 HP because he has bled for 1 HP each of the last two rounds.

Prickly does not respond, unless Mychasi considers moving to 90N70E and firing another volley of bristles a response. Prickly gets closer this time, but still misses because of even more ridiculously long range (rolled 20-12=8).

OOC Should I time compress this battle? It seems like it will consist of Mychasi breathing when he is able, Prickly firing bristles, and Mychasi trying to beat the clock on slowly bleeding to death.

 

[Evilhalfling]

OrIcouldJustYouKnowCharge! JustLiketheKnightBirgadeWhensomePolishedKnightsWereOrderedToChargeAnArmyofDragons.
NotMyPeopleofCourseButSomeEvilRedsAndGreensandaPurple. ItsBetterThanSlowlyBleedingToDeath!

single move into the needelmans space and a bite. Next round a full attack! Then Mychasi will reconsider this strategy.

The CG crowd cheers the brave (possibly doomed) little dragons feint and attack.