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wuyanei said:Top THIS -- 20th level, 28 point buy with a 50% chance of losing to a 1st level commoner!
Name: Ian 'the Loser' Ignoramus
Race, Gender, Age: gnome, male, middle aged,
Languages: Common, Gnome, Draconic, Dwarven, Elven, Giant, Goblin, Orc
Level: 1 commoner / 1 ex-cleric / 1 ex-druid / 1 shaman / 1 monk / 1 psychic warrior / 1 aristocrat / 1 scout / 1 healer / 1 rogue / 1 expert / 1 adept / 1 spirit shaman / 1 spelltheif / 1 diviner (illusion) / 1 psion / 1 wu jen / 1 assassin / 1 wildmage / 1 ur-priest
Hit Points: 4 +8d8 +8d6 +3d4 (75-20 hp)
Ability Scores: Str 5(-3); Dex 11(+0); Con 11(+0); Int 9(-1); Wis 9(-1); Chr 24(+7);
Initiative: +0 (+0 Dex)
Size/Speed: Small/20 ft.
AC: 11 (+1 Size, +0 Dex)
Base Attack Bonus: +0 -3 Str
Grapple Bonus: -7 (-4 Size, -3 Str)
Attack: 'the Wet Noodle' -8 -4 (negative levels)
Full Attack: 'the Wet Noodle' -12-4, -16-4 (off hand)
Damage: 1-3 subdual, 1-3 subdual (off hand)
Face/Reach 5 ft. / 5 ft.
Special Attacks: Sneak Attack +2d6;
Special Qualities: Gnome traits;
Spell-like: 1/day: speak with animals (burrowing mammal only)
Spells: : / / / []
Saves (F/R/W): +/+/+
Feats: VoP -- broken; VoA -- broken; ExWpnProf (any except
Cat-o-nine-tails); SpFcs(any); Extra Turning; Any divine feats;
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Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Description: 28 point buy and STILL a total loser.
Total Wealth: 760,000 gp
Weapon: 'the Wet Noodle': +1 Tiny-sized Holy Axiomatic Undead-bane Brilliant Energy Cat-o-nine-tails (2 x 200000 gp).
Armor: none
Misc: Amulet of the planes (120,000 gp); Iron flask (170,000), Pearl of power, two spells (70000 gp)
Oh sure, a loser in combat, but a hit with the ladies... and the weasels.
Might as well add 1 to Int and Wis and remove 2 from Con through...which gives him 20 less hp.
Might as well also be wielding a SECOND "Wet Noodle" for an additional 2 negative levels.
