Chance for silliness!!!!

[TracerBullet42]

Alrighty, I have a question and I know that out there in cyberspace lies the answer...

I'm currently in a FR game in the Moonshaes and play a halfling rogue with a penchant for cooking (he's got mad skills with the frying pan...) In the party is my twin brother, a halfling cleric. A long, and I mean way long...like 10-12 levels from now when the characters will be retired, time from now the brothers are planning to open a restaraunt featuring baked ham with pineapple as the main attraction. I'd love to hear some crazy suggestions for the name of this restaraunt. Some early suggestions have been: Short Orders, Half Baked...and so on. A monkey familiar to whoever comes up with the best name!

 

[Tiefling]

Maybe "Bite Size Cafe?"

 

[Silver Moon]

A friend's campaign always takes time for the annual Halfling celebration known as Pie Day, so how about the "Pie Day Cafe".

 

[FireLance]

How about "The Halfling Ham Hole"?

 

[Angcuru]

"So Many Meals, So Little Time"

"Bakey McBakerton's Bakery"

"Small Portions 1/2 Price"

"Eat at (Insert Name)'s"

"The Halfway House"

"Epic Omelettes"

"F.U.B.A.R."

 

[Mark]

01.) Alliterate: Hearty Halfling Hosts' Healthy Healing Hams

02.) Obvious: Hog Wild

03.) F.R. Fitting: Edible Elmincemeat

04.) Inversely Ignoble: A Ham and a Half for the Halfling Ham

05.) Homey: Baked in the Burrow

06.) Low Brow: Ham and Dregs

07.) Absurd: The Halfling's Pig Wears a Pineapple Hat

08.) Cutsie: The Stuck Pig

09.) Poetic: Wine and Swine

10.) Meta-Subtle: Hole Foods

11.) Faux Bawdy: Pig and a Poke

12.) Kitschy: Hog Heaven

13.) Obscure: Farmer Giles and Ham

14.) Political: The Lord Mayor's Cousin (with Pineapple)

15.) Ironic: But for a Polymorph...

16.) Diplomatic: No Beef Here

17.) Quintessential: Slop's End

18.) Imaginable: The Apple Chomper

19.) Classy: Trotters' Rest

20.) Traditional: The Porcine Platter

 

[Lord Ravinous]

"The Halfling Ham Hock"

 

[Kilmore]

What are the characters' names?

 

[TracerBullet42]

The characters' names are (since they are twins, they have annoying, rhyming names) Wilimac and Bilimac Harbuckle. And if it helps, the cleric aspires to gain the candlecaster PrC.....candles, ham, pineapple....sounds like a nice place, eh? Thanks for the suggestions so far. Keep 'em coming!

 

[Robbert Raets]

Wil & Bil's Pinaple-Smothered Ham by Candlelight?