D&D 5E (2014) #ChangeALetterRuinASpell

[flametitan]

I remember from Extra life, it wasn't a changed letter but a removed one:

Speak with Dad

 

[Jefe Bergenstein]

IDK, but LUST Devil would be entertaining.

Same with Bust Devil. Erinyes gain cup size +1

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Cat's Grape (hours of fun)
Polymorph Amy Object
Clenched Fast
Protection from Low (Detect Low, Dispel Low) - perfect for confounding the Hobbit Thieves' Guild.
Protection from Paw (Detect Paw, Dispel Paw)
Limited Wash
Bongstrider

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Power Word: Stan
Power Word: Kiln
Power Word: Bland
Command, Greeter
Magic Weapon, Greeter
Shadow Conjuration, Greeter
Shadow Evocation, Greeter
Spell Immunity, Greeter
Dispel Magic, Greeter
Smell Immunity
Cloudkiln
Farm
Heap
Screed
Cold Person (etc.)
Male Armor
Male Hand
Massage
PermaNancy
Inflict Critical/Light/Minor/Moderate/Serious Sounds
Locate Abject
Teleport Abject
Polymorph Any Abject
Telepork
Engropic Shield
Milage Arcana
Pugury
Mork of Justice

 

[The Grassy Gnoll]

One from the Hogwarts archives: Sticks to Snapes

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Magic Circle against Choos
Protection From Choos
Detect Choos
Righteous Wight
Grue Seeing
Grue Strike
Fage

 

[ExploderWizard]

Dominate Parson- only affects clerics

Compelled Duet- for those reluctant singers

Magic Couth- before bringing the barbarian to town

Guiding Dolt- summons local idiot with INT 6 to show you around

Remove Purse- popular thief spell

Speak with Head- not very useful unless its attached to a body

Mold Person- a very strong compulsion spell with a casting time of 12 years

Prismatic Stray- a glamour cantrip used to brighten up homeless animals

Faerie Sire- transform your father into a fey creature

Create Undeed- revokes a deed of ownership to real property

Otto's Irresistible Dunce - summons a very attractive person of either gender with a 5 INT

Melf's Avid Arrow- summons a perfectly normal arrow that is REALLY eager to be fired

Leomund's Secret Chess- creates an obscure version of the game in which the rules are known only to Leomund

Disguise Serf- a good disguise spell that only works on poor country bumpkins

Pass without Grace- quickly cast at a meal to avoid saying a blessing

Grasping Sine- this spell allows the understanding of higher math functions for the duration

Aura of Wife- wards the subject with a protective aura preventing any action that would land him in the dog house

Dimension Poor- walking through the portal created by this spell removes all items of worth

 

[The Grassy Gnoll]

Leomund's Winy Hut (AKA "Summon Pub")

 

[The Grassy Gnoll]

The perfect meal: Steak with plants

Misheard spells:
Prairie Fire
Summon Elementary (aka "Netflix")
Shilayby (summon roadside assistance)
Viscous Mockery (Advantage v Gelatinous Cubes)
TelekinReeses (summon peanut butter)
Drawbridge's Instant Summons
Morten Harket's Sword (so, you want to "take on me", eh?)

Remove a letter spells:
Magic moth

 

[innerdude]

I'm not gonna lie, I've been looking for a "Power Word: Stud" spell pretty much my entire life.

Also, I don't know what a "Transform-athon" is, but it sounds cool, and I hope Tensor lets me in on it. Maybe I have to donate money first?