Chapter 10: D & D: Just A Game? from Stairway to Hell by Rick Jones

[Firebeetle]

I implore all of you, stop playing this evil game! Haven't enough people suffered already? Stop it now and repent before you become lost yourself!

Read this and know the truth!

Chapter 10: D & D Just a Game?

DEUTERONOMY 21:18-21




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[Ruined]

Oh Noes!!

Good link.

 

[el-remmen]

Shouldn't Rick Jones be helping the Hulk hide from General Ross, or traveling the galaxy with Captain Marvel? Or playing in a rock band? Or something. . .?

 

[(Psi)SeveredHead]

That link is as old as StarCraft. It's not nearly as funny as reading a current Darwin Award (which have been getting less funny over the years, unfortunately).

As comedy, it gets a C-.

 

[Torment]

hahahahaha!
Surprise D & D player! Guess which deity you are serving? Satan!

awesome. Laughed out loud. I disagree as far as giving this comedy a C-, sure it's not gut-ripping funny. But seriously. Has it's moment.

"He had been playing Dungeons and Dragons for a year and a half and had been a dungeon master for 5 months."

He was quite the rat bastard DM.

 

[possum]

I thought it was Heaven that had a starway, and Hell had a Highway...

"...supposed to be a board game, but kids play it for life and death on the street

*Tries to keep a straight face*

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

I love these fundies. Always good for a laugh.

 

[Bacris]

It boggles my mind that people actually think this garbage and THEN actually write it in a book, rofl.

 

[GeorgeFields]

Praise Pelor!!

 

[delericho]

On second thought, never mind. I've decided to take my own advice.

 

[Nifft]

hahahahaha!
Surprise D & D player! Guess which deity you are serving? Satan!

That line leaped out at me as one of the most excellent.

Also this one:

Did you notice that this child became "obsessed" with the sudden need to kill? That doesn't describe a normal (or even abnormal) 14-year-old. That describes a boy who is possessed by demons.

Well, obviously. Something clearly warp certain people's ability to separate fantasy from reality...

Cheers, -- N