Fenris said:Make all their magic items intelligent
and petulant
Or pedantic.
Or patronising.
Or overly protective.
Or jealous.
"Don't sheathe me, you whippersnapper! This is just the moment for a surprise attack. I've been doing this since before you were born. I've killed more orcs than you've had hot dinners."
"No, no, no! How many times do I have to tell you? Parry with the forte, cut with the foible!"
"I don't think your mother would be happy about this, Anne. I don't like the looks of That Young Man. You tell him to bring his etchings down into the parlour where we can all have a look at them."
"I'll tell your father about this!"
"Don't listen to the kid carrying me. Listen to me."
"your father always used to do that. Nearly got him killed the first time he met a mimic. I told him...."
"Now, now, Anne! I've known you since the day you were born. When your father had you carried into the meadhall in a helmet the night you were born, I was the helmet...."
"Is that what that stupid +2 ice blade taught you? Fah! What would it know? I don't know why your father had you trained with such a piece of junk. When you're packing a +3 greatsword of flaming bursts you can just...."
etc.
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