Christmas Songs - D&D Style

[Dannyalcatraz]

Up on the rooftop snowflakes fall
But you still hear Cthulhu's call
Up from the deepest darkest of seas
Heralding the old ones
Insane pleas

Chorus

Iä, iä, iä!
What do you say?
Iä, iä, iä!
What do you say?
Up on the rooftop
Click, click, click
Down thru the chimney with
Tentacles thick

First comes the taking
Of little Nell
Oh, dear Cthulhu
Do it well
Show her your visage
She laughs and cries
Horror will open
And shut her eyes

Repeat Chorus

Next comes the stalking
Of little Will
Oh, just hear what
A glorious trill
Here comes a shoggoth
"Tekeli-li!"
Run down the hall
And attempt to flee!

Repeat Chorus

 

[Lanefan]

The rest of it only makes sense if you're in the game I play in, but the first line of a recent rewording goes:

On the first day of [world name] the DM gave to me - a brand new character sheet.

The other eleven all represent creative ways we've found to die in that game (thus explaining the constant need for new character sheets!), except for five it's Five sacks of go-old.

 

[jasper]

Christmas is coming, the nobles are getting fat
Please put a silver in the old adventurer's hat
If you haven't got a silver, a copper will do
If you haven't got a copper, then God bless you!

 

[Ulfgeir]

No that's a different set of christmas song parodies

I am well aware of those. I was thinking more of the quote "That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons even death may die" as a reference to the age of the resurrected post.