City of Orussus, The Red Dragon Inn X
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ethandrul
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HAHAHAHAHA! That is a good one! Now, I shall entertain you all with a dwarven ditty more suited to this establishment. clears his throatsome parts may not translate well from the original dwarven. it is a rare song that looks fondly upon an elf!
ooc- hasin has 0 ranks in perform and a charisma of 6 his perform check is a big fat 0
Ballad of a wandering monster.
OOOOOOOOH!
AN ORC A WENT A WAND'RIN
THROUGH HIS CAVERN SMELLY CAVE
THAT ORC HE WAS A LOOKIN'
HIS SOBRIETY TO STAVE
BUT TODAY THIS ORC WAS WAND'RIN
TO AN EARLY GRAVE!
TOOOOOOOO
AN EARLY GRAVE!
(CHORUS)
HIS AXE WAS GREAT AND MIGHTY,
HIS ARMS WERE BIG AND STROOOOOONG!
LITTLE DID THE BIG ORC KNOW
HIS LIFE WOULD NOT BE LONG-
NO HIS LIFE WOULD NOT BE LONG!
AN ORC IS NOT SO CLEVER
THEY REALLY AREN'T TOO BRIGHT,
BUT ONE THING IS FOR CERTAIN IS
THEY ALWAYS LOSE THE FIGHT!
THEY REALLY CAN NOT HELP IT
IT'S JUST THEY WAY IT GOES,
WHEN THEY GET EXCITED,
THEY HAVE TO PICK THEIR NOSE!
CHORUS
HIS FRIENDS CAME UP BEHIND HIM
WITH MISCHIEF ON THEIR MINDS
THESE OF COURSE ARE VERY SMALL
THEY TAKE BOTH HANDS TO FIND
AND SO THE MORONS DREW THEIR BLADES
AND AND PERSUED HIM DOWN THE HALL
THE MASSIVE ORC WAS RUNNIN' AS SWIFT
AS HIS FLOPPY FEET WOULD LET HIM RUN
ALL THE TIME HIS MIND WAS ON
HIS FEROCIOUS WIFE AND GROWING SON
AND WHILE HE WAS A WARRIOR HE COULD NOT BEAT 5 ON 1
CHORUS
HIS FRIENDS HAD HIM SURROUNDED
HE WOULD SOON BE GONE
SOME BOOZE THEY HAD ABSCONDED
AND HIS ORCISH CRONIES
NEEDED HELP TO MAKE IT GONE
THEY RAISED THEIR BLADES IN A TOAST AND LET OUT A MIGHTY ROAR!
THEY BAND OF ORCS WAS WAND'RIN
THROUGH THEIR SMELLY HOLES
VERY DRUNK AND NOT WATCHIN'
FOR BIG AND FAMISHED TROLLS.
AND SO IT AIN'T A BIG SUPRISE
THAT ON THIS FATEFUL STROOOOOL...
AN ADVENTIRUNG PARTY SAW THEM
AND FILLED THEM FULL OF HOLES!
CHORUS
THEY LOOTED ALL THE CORPSES,
AND THREW THEM IN A DITCH
THEY COUNTED UP THEIR TREASURE
AND STILL THEY WEREN'T RICH
THE ELF HE WAS A SMART ONE
AND SUGGESTED TO HIS CREW
PERHAPS THEY COULD FIND THE LAIR
THEN SKULK AND SNEAK AND HIDE
THEY COULD CREEP IN OH SO QUIET
AND COMMIT ORC GENOCIDE!
THEIR AXES WWERE GREAT AND MIGHTY,
THEIR ARMS WERE BIG AND STROOOOOONG!
LITTLE DID THE DUMB ORCS KNOW
THEIR LIVES WOULD NOT BE LONG-
NO THEIR LIVES WOULD NOOOOOOOOT BE LOOOOOOOOONG!
ooc- hasin has 0 ranks in perform and a charisma of 6 his perform check is a big fat 0
Ballad of a wandering monster.
OOOOOOOOH!
AN ORC A WENT A WAND'RIN
THROUGH HIS CAVERN SMELLY CAVE
THAT ORC HE WAS A LOOKIN'
HIS SOBRIETY TO STAVE
BUT TODAY THIS ORC WAS WAND'RIN
TO AN EARLY GRAVE!
TOOOOOOOO
AN EARLY GRAVE!
(CHORUS)
HIS AXE WAS GREAT AND MIGHTY,
HIS ARMS WERE BIG AND STROOOOOONG!
LITTLE DID THE BIG ORC KNOW
HIS LIFE WOULD NOT BE LONG-
NO HIS LIFE WOULD NOT BE LONG!
AN ORC IS NOT SO CLEVER
THEY REALLY AREN'T TOO BRIGHT,
BUT ONE THING IS FOR CERTAIN IS
THEY ALWAYS LOSE THE FIGHT!
THEY REALLY CAN NOT HELP IT
IT'S JUST THEY WAY IT GOES,
WHEN THEY GET EXCITED,
THEY HAVE TO PICK THEIR NOSE!
CHORUS
HIS FRIENDS CAME UP BEHIND HIM
WITH MISCHIEF ON THEIR MINDS
THESE OF COURSE ARE VERY SMALL
THEY TAKE BOTH HANDS TO FIND
AND SO THE MORONS DREW THEIR BLADES
AND AND PERSUED HIM DOWN THE HALL
THE MASSIVE ORC WAS RUNNIN' AS SWIFT
AS HIS FLOPPY FEET WOULD LET HIM RUN
ALL THE TIME HIS MIND WAS ON
HIS FEROCIOUS WIFE AND GROWING SON
AND WHILE HE WAS A WARRIOR HE COULD NOT BEAT 5 ON 1
CHORUS
HIS FRIENDS HAD HIM SURROUNDED
HE WOULD SOON BE GONE
SOME BOOZE THEY HAD ABSCONDED
AND HIS ORCISH CRONIES
NEEDED HELP TO MAKE IT GONE
THEY RAISED THEIR BLADES IN A TOAST AND LET OUT A MIGHTY ROAR!
THEY BAND OF ORCS WAS WAND'RIN
THROUGH THEIR SMELLY HOLES
VERY DRUNK AND NOT WATCHIN'
FOR BIG AND FAMISHED TROLLS.
AND SO IT AIN'T A BIG SUPRISE
THAT ON THIS FATEFUL STROOOOOL...
AN ADVENTIRUNG PARTY SAW THEM
AND FILLED THEM FULL OF HOLES!
CHORUS
THEY LOOTED ALL THE CORPSES,
AND THREW THEM IN A DITCH
THEY COUNTED UP THEIR TREASURE
AND STILL THEY WEREN'T RICH
THE ELF HE WAS A SMART ONE
AND SUGGESTED TO HIS CREW
PERHAPS THEY COULD FIND THE LAIR
THEN SKULK AND SNEAK AND HIDE
THEY COULD CREEP IN OH SO QUIET
AND COMMIT ORC GENOCIDE!
THEIR AXES WWERE GREAT AND MIGHTY,
THEIR ARMS WERE BIG AND STROOOOOONG!
LITTLE DID THE DUMB ORCS KNOW
THEIR LIVES WOULD NOT BE LONG-
NO THEIR LIVES WOULD NOOOOOOOOT BE LOOOOOOOOONG!
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jaker2003
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Halfway through the Dwarf's song, Jace begins to shove cotton and candle wax into his ears. When he sees the other patrons similarly uncover their ears, he pulls the mess out of his own. Does anyone need some healing after that assault?
OOC: Ethandrul, you should hide that humurous abomination in an Sblock.
OOC: Ethandrul, you should hide that humurous abomination in an Sblock.
ethandrul
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covaithe said:
Well then my new, generous friend- I shall sing you a song about anything you want. Hasin takes the mead and winks drunkenly at the serving girl who smiles with disgust.Yep- I know a dwarven song about almost anything, and if I don't know one...I'll compose one!
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