CN vs. N: Chaotic Neutral Victorious!


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A insect the size of human steps into the arena at 105N10E, standing on two legs, wielding a polearm in another two, and holding the last two in front him defensively. The grayish brown bipedal praying mantis swivels his head towards the ghostly wolf and emits a series of clicks and snaps with his mandibles, which translates basically into "Htf am I supposed to defeat this thing?"

Klackon manifests metaphysical claw and gets ready for the charge of the spirit wolf.

OOC: After that, he's just going to attack the wolf, assuming he can affect it. If the power can affect all his claws, then he drops the polearm, otherwise he probably just attacks with the one claw due to the incorporeality. Time compression might be in order if you agree.
 

Time compression it is. One claw against one bite.

The wolf moves to 100N15E and bites for 4 points of non-lethal damage. Klackon hits for 6 points. The wolf is at 5 HP.

You both miss.

The wolf bites Klackon in the face, dealing 10 points of non-lethal damage. Klackon is unconscious, assuming unconsciousness is not the same as sleep. Klackon is defeated if unconsciousness is not the same as sleep (Klackon is immune to sleep effects and does not sleep).

Next for CN is a feystag (Creature Catalog). Its only chance is total defense and not being hit for five rounds. Back to you, Gansk.
 

OOC: Holy crap! 50ft movement, incorporeal, touch attacks, invisibility, all for CR2! I guess the neutrals are really pissed off and want to finish up CN's CR1 monsters in a hurry.

Stepping into the arena at 0N0E and shaking its feline-like antlered head, the doomed feystag immediately goes on total defense and just sits there, hoping for a draw. It comments in Sylvan, not expecting it's ghostly enemy to understand the speech of intelligent life, "Touch this."

Please time compress the feystag out of its misery. If at all possible, a wizard lieutenant will toss a wand of magic missiles into the arena for the feystag to control. :lol:
 

Round 128: The wolf moves to 0N15E.

Round 129: The wolf charges to 0N5E and bites for 1. Feystag has 10 left.

Round 130: Miss.

Round 131: Bite for 4. 6 left.

Round 132: Bite for 3. 3 left.

Rounds 133 to 136: All misses! Next miss will be a draw!

Round 137: Miss again! Draw! OOC: My dice suck!

Next up for CN: A homunculus. (MM) I guess it would have been a draw anyway.

The homunculus goes first in round 138.
 

OOC: LMAO! At least this way, the draw is one creature earlier and the mighty homunculous (I was wondering he I would get one) gets to kick some neutral butt!

MC Hammer the Mighty Homunculous flaps unsteadily into the arena and straight up to 60N50E25Z, burping on the way. His grayish green skin ripples with fat, or something, and the homunculous starts chanting to its oncoming opponent. "You can't touch this!"
 
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Vick the Vapor Rat, sitting by the trash bin, almost chokes on a discarded chicken bone. Shaking his puffy head, he merely closes the dumpster cover. "Shaddup."
 

Round 138

At first the homunculus can't make out what is entering the arena, but eventually it sees a formerly transparent mass of protoplasm start to get covered with bits of dirt. It moves to 60N100E.
 

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