CN vs. N: Chaotic Neutral Victorious!

[Infiniti2000]

Vick flexes his angry rat muscles and puffs up into a large Tiny ball of greasy, matted fur.

He follows Yao once again, using a 5ft-step to enter 60N100E, bites, and then becomes gaseous.

 

[Gansk]

Round 45

Yao misses the AoO! (Rolled 7)

Yao dodges Vick's bite! (Rolled 14)

Yao steps to 60N95E and would have hit the rat but whiffs instead.

 

[ugulu]

More misty madness - float into 50N 95E, go solid, take a bite.

 

[Infiniti2000]

General I2K sits back down in his command chair, exhausted after a long day visiting his troops in Fort Lauderdale. Crack troops are difficult to find, even more difficult to control. The CN army has its advantages, but sometimes - argh!

githUgulu-San; er, Captain githUgulu-san, I relieve you of your temporary command and thanks for instructing the feisty vaporous rat of its next actions.

Dismissed.

 

[ugulu]

Apologies sir, I have not been keeping up on my reports. My LE underlings should have made me aware that you had assumed control of the CN rabble. Trust that they they will be punished accordingly.

(feel free to ignore my move Gansk - sorry I2K)

 

[Infiniti2000]

Your timely advice was quite warranted. If I did not have to make that dang 450-mile unscheduled trip to "check up on troops" I would have instructed the stupid ball of fur myself.Let's hope such trips don't happen again. General I2K would become very angry.

 

[Gansk]

Round 46

I assume the two of you mean 60N95E, not 50N95E. Yao misses the AoO. (Rolled 8)

The rat bites the shieldless halfling! (Rolled 16) 1 point of damage! Yao has 0 hp and is disabled!

Yao takes a final swing. Miss again! (Rolled 5) Yao drops to the ground, dying.

Vick has a chance to position himself before a new opponent arrives.

 

[Infiniti2000]

I assume the two of you mean 60N95E, not 50N95E.

Indeed, that would seem to be the case. If I had noticed it earlier, I would have had githUgulu-san shot for his incompetence. Instead, he'll be demoted. To the Matt Leblanc fan club.

Vick, surprised that the Yao chops were won so easily, is torn between the desire to please General I2K by preparing for the next combatant, and finishing off this tasty morsel.

Hmm...decisions, decisions. "Chitter chitter..." Or, in common, "Eeny meeny miny moe, catch a halfling by the toe..."

Kill the halfling! (CDG)

Then become vaporous (and can he 5ft-float up?).

 

[Gansk]

Round 47

Yao takes a point of damage and dies! (Rolled 9 Fort save) His body is teleported out of the arena. The rat is at 60N95E, 5 feet high.

A 3 foot tall wiry lizardman enters at 0N115E and fires an arrow from his shortbow, which falls a touch short of the vaporous rat. (Rolled 16-2 for long range = 14)

The lizardman wears a buckler and has a longsword in his scabbard. He is also equipped with a bola.

 

[Infiniti2000]

Curses! Where'd my tasty corpse go?

Heh? What's that, new food?! Move twenty feet in the direction of the walking reptile to 45N100E and now floating along the ground.