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Wormwood
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Hmmm. This is a quickie:
Republican Guard
Prerequisites:
BAB +0, Craft: Bunker +8, Hide: +8, Must have zero ranks in Knowledge: Tactics, Exotic Weapon Proficiency: Russian Black Market
Hit Die: d6
Class Skills:
Craft: Flag (white), Disguise (Civilian), Bluff, Hide, Move Silently, Intimidate
Benefits:
Level 1: Hide in Plain Sight
Level 2: Thug - Treat all Commoners and Experts under 3rd level as "Friendly" while within weapon range. Once you are out of range, they resume loathing you.
Level 3: Summon Conscript - once per day, you may summon 2d4 1st-level commoners outfitted with crude weapons. You can command them as long as they remain within line of sight. Otherwise, they disappear.
Level 4: Hunker Down - Treat any cover as +50%. Note that certain weapons ignore cover. Good luck.
Level 5: Top Bunk - You may add your class level to all Intimidate attempts when fighting for the top bunk in your P.O.W. camp.
Republican Guard
Prerequisites:
BAB +0, Craft: Bunker +8, Hide: +8, Must have zero ranks in Knowledge: Tactics, Exotic Weapon Proficiency: Russian Black Market
Hit Die: d6
Class Skills:
Craft: Flag (white), Disguise (Civilian), Bluff, Hide, Move Silently, Intimidate
Benefits:
Level 1: Hide in Plain Sight
Level 2: Thug - Treat all Commoners and Experts under 3rd level as "Friendly" while within weapon range. Once you are out of range, they resume loathing you.
Level 3: Summon Conscript - once per day, you may summon 2d4 1st-level commoners outfitted with crude weapons. You can command them as long as they remain within line of sight. Otherwise, they disappear.
Level 4: Hunker Down - Treat any cover as +50%. Note that certain weapons ignore cover. Good luck.
Level 5: Top Bunk - You may add your class level to all Intimidate attempts when fighting for the top bunk in your P.O.W. camp.
ArcOfCorinth
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Wormwood said:
LMAO!
Green Knight
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Wormwood said:
ROTFLMAO!!! Though I think the HD you gave them is way to high. A D2 might be more appropriate.
As for the BBC being unbiased, please. They're only slightly less biased than al-Jazeera! Guess it's not hard to view it as unbiased, though, when you're coming from the perspective of "America is The Devil!" (TM). As a result, any news service which consistently presents America in the worst possible light MUST be unbiased. After all, any news service which DOESN'T present America as The Root Of All Evil is being patrioic or jingoistic.
Darrin Drader
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Green Knight said:
As for the BBC being unbiased, please. They're only slightly less biased than al-Jazeera! Guess it's not hard to view it as unbiased, though, when you're coming from the perspective of "America is The Devil!" (TM). As a result, any news service which consistently presents America in the worst possible light MUST be unbiased. After all, any news service which DOESN'T present America as The Root Of All Evil is being patrioic or jingoistic.
2 things. 1 - I agree with this completely. 2 - the fact that I wholeheartedly agree with it does not mean that it is appropriate to this thread given the fact that it is definitely getting into politics. In other words, while finding no fault with your statement from my point of view, lets try to avoid having this thread shut down because of politics, if at all possible.
MeepoTheMighty
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Re: Re: Well...
Infidels! To even suggest that there are adventurers anywhere within our dungeon is sacrilidge of the highest order! May a chorus of angels descend from the sky and prick you with a divine pointy object until you spill your blood upon the fertile soil of our homeland! May Satan and his host of sinners roast your intestines over the fires of hell like plump sausages, and then serve them to his infernal house-guests with a dab of mustard and a dark lager!
Brother Kobolds! Rise forth against the savage dwarves and bloodthirsty elves who seek to invade our homes! Look, even now, the weak humans come crawling on their bellies, ready to surrender to the might of our legions. But as the snake crawls through the grass, so too do the gnomes and halflings crawl, ever trying to set foot on our holy ground. Fiends and criminals, every one! Our estimates are that none of them will come out alive unless they surrender to us quickly. May a herd of three-toed goats nibble on their privates and leave them bleeding profusely! These cowards deserve only to be hit with shoes!
Kai Lord said:
Infidels! To even suggest that there are adventurers anywhere within our dungeon is sacrilidge of the highest order! May a chorus of angels descend from the sky and prick you with a divine pointy object until you spill your blood upon the fertile soil of our homeland! May Satan and his host of sinners roast your intestines over the fires of hell like plump sausages, and then serve them to his infernal house-guests with a dab of mustard and a dark lager!
Brother Kobolds! Rise forth against the savage dwarves and bloodthirsty elves who seek to invade our homes! Look, even now, the weak humans come crawling on their bellies, ready to surrender to the might of our legions. But as the snake crawls through the grass, so too do the gnomes and halflings crawl, ever trying to set foot on our holy ground. Fiends and criminals, every one! Our estimates are that none of them will come out alive unless they surrender to us quickly. May a herd of three-toed goats nibble on their privates and leave them bleeding profusely! These cowards deserve only to be hit with shoes!
Darrin Drader
Explorer
ROFLMAO!
Larry Fitz
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Re: Re: Re: Well...
Mmmmm.... dark lager.....
Mmmmm.... dark lager.....
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