Colorado woman crashes car while fleeing vampire

Alzrius

Alzrius

The EN World kitten
From Vampire Car Crash: Colorado woman blames vampire for crashing car - KDVR

FRUITA, Colo. - If a Western Slope woman is to be believed, vampires may be lurking in Colorado's Grand Valley.

The woman claims she spotted a vampire in the middle of a dirt road near Fruita, Colo. Sunday night. She told Colorado State Troopers she was startled by the undead being, threw her SUV into reverse, and crashed into a canal.

She was not injured.

State Troopers say the woman's husband arrived at the scene and took her home. The vampire, which was not seen by anyone else, apparently let her get away.

Troopers do not suspect drugs or alcohol to be factors in the crash.
Click to expand...

What I want to know is if the canal had running water in it at the time. If so, that's likely what saved her. ;)
 

log in or register to remove this ad






Maybe he was just a little chubby?

180px-Ronnie_Strickland_Vampire.jpg
 


And there I thought, vampires would be so hip nowadays, that she would jump out of the car and scream: "Bite me! Bite me!"

Bye
Thanee
 


Similar Threads

Starfox
Duskvol in Darkness campaign log
Replies
0
Views
753
Starfox
Starfox
Dungeonosophy
D&D 5E [Radiant Citadel] A chart of parallel Earth cultures and motifs across the D&D Multiverse
13 14 15 16 17
Replies
166
Views
100K
Evard
E
Echohawk
Spelljammer Spelljammer Collector’s Guide Revisited
3 4 5 6 7
Replies
60
Views
39K
June Soler
J
Echohawk
D&D General Monster ENCyclopedia: Will-o'-wisp
2 3 4
Replies
35
Views
18K
Echohawk
Echohawk
Ulfgeir
Scion 2e - Short stories
Replies
0
Views
1K
Ulfgeir
Ulfgeir
Remove ads

Top