CONQUEST!!! [The Show]

You got to watch the Demolition Derby show, they paint Peter's car bright Pink so No One on the Track will miss it.

The archery one was good. Peter hit bull's eye on his first shot, and we have to create a feat for that "fire two quick shots, one arched in the air, the other directly at the target and both arrive at the same time" technique.
 

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I caught the one on Knights in Armor, it was pretty interesting. I have yet to catch another episode but It looks like a interesting show. They need to get the mail call guy a tranquilizer before he just explodes, I've never seen somebody get so excited over a foxhole.
 


Storm Raven said:


You haven't met very many Marines have you?

Oh I've met a few, they normally got excited about drinking and beating navy guys up at the bars, but they never seemed to be that enthused about digging holes in dirt or civil war weapontry. This guy needs his own GI Joe figure, Sgt. Slaughter has nothing on him.
 

Heh..

jdavis said:


Oh I've met a few, they normally got excited about drinking and beating navy guys up at the bars, but they never seemed to be that enthused about digging holes in dirt or civil war weapontry. This guy needs his own GI Joe figure, Sgt. Slaughter has nothing on him.

Heh, not just a Marine, but a former Marine DRILL instructor. If you ever watch the film "Full Metal Jacket" you can see him in all his glory. I beleive the story goes that Mr. Lee Ermy was hired as a consultant for the boot camp sequences, and Mr Kubrik felt that he would be excellent for the role of the sadistic D.I. (is that correct...is that the term Marines use?)

He may even have a action figure...I think the "Foxhole" episode had one on as "motivation" for the foxhole diggers.
 

Here is a relevant part of his bio from the Internet Movie Database:

R. Lee Ermey was in the Marine Corps for eleven years. He rose to the rank of Gunnery Sergeant, and his Marine service included one and a half tours in Vietnam. After injuries forced him to retire from military service, he moved to the Phillipines, enrolling in the University of Manila, where he studied Criminology and Drama. He appeared in several Phillipino films, before being cast as a Helicopter pilot in Francis Ford Coppola's Apocalypse Now. Due to his Vietnam experiences, Coppola also utilized him as a technical advisor. He got a featured role in Sidney Furie's The Boys in Company C, Playing A drill instructor. Ermey worked with Furie again in Purple Hearts. However, Ermey got his most famous, (or infamous) role as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket, for which Ermey was nominated for a Golden Globe. Ermey did win the best supporting actor award from The Boston Society of Film Critics. Since then, Ermey has appeared in numerous character roles in such films as Leaving Las Vegas, Se7en, and Dead Man Walking. Ermey, however, prefers comedy to drama.

Here is his filmography, also from IMDB:

Willard (2003)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (2003) .... Sheriff Hoyt
Y.M.I. (2002) .... John
A.K.A. Birdseye (2002) .... Sheriff Gathers
... aka Birdseye (2002) (USA)
"Mail Call" (2002) TV Series .... Himself/Marine/Host
Frank McKlusky, C.I (2002) (uncredited) .... Jockey Master
Salton Sea, The (2002) .... Verne Plummer
Run Ronnie Run! (2002) .... Lead Kidnapper
Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex (2001) (VG) (voice) (as R. Lee Ermy) .... Wa-Wa - The Water Elemental
Taking Sides (2001) .... General Wallace
... aka Taking Sides - Der Fall Furtwängler (2002) (Germany)
... aka Taking sides - Le cas Furtwängler (2002) (France)
Megiddo: The Omega Code 2 (2001) .... President Richard Benson
... aka Megiddo (2001) (USA: short title)
Real War (2001) (VG) (voice)
Jericho (2001) .... Marshall
Fallout Tactics: Brotherhood of Steel (2001) (VG) (voice) .... General Barnaky
Recess: School's Out (2001) (voice) .... Colonel O'Malley
Saving Silverman (2001) .... Coach Norton
... aka Evil Woman (2001) (Europe: English title) (UK) (USA: working title)
... aka Evil Women (2001) (Australia)
On the Borderline (2000) .... Captian Elias
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins (2000) (V) (voice) .... Sarge
Chaos Factor, The (2000) .... Col. Ben Wilder
Skipped Parts (2000) .... Caspar Callahan
... aka Wonder of Sex, The (2003) (UK)


Toy Story 2 (1999) (voice) .... Army Sarge
Apartment Complex, The (1999) (TV) .... Frank Stanton
Avalanche (1999) .... Gary
... aka Escape From Alaska (1999) (USA: video title)
"Big Guy and Rusty the Boy Robot" (1999) TV Series (voice) .... General Thorton
Life (1999) .... Older Sheriff Pike
You Know My Name (1999) (TV) .... Nix
... aka Bill Tilghman (1999) (TV)
Gunshy (1998) .... Jerry
Sender, The (1997) .... Colonel Rosewater
Switchback (1997) .... Sheriff Buck Olmstead
"Cracker" (1997) TV Series .... Lieutenant Fry
... aka "Fitz" (1997) (UK)
Rough Riders (1997) (TV) .... Secretary of State John Hay
Weapons of Mass Distraction (1997) (TV) .... Billy Paxton
Dead Men Can't Dance (1997) .... Senator Pullman T. Fowler
Prefontaine (1997) .... Bill Bowerman
Frighteners, The (1996) .... Sergeant Hiles
... aka Frighteners (1997) (UK)
... aka Robert Zemeckis Presents: The Frighteners (1996) (USA: complete title)
Soul of the Game (1996) (TV) .... Wilkie
... aka Field of Honour (1996) (TV) (UK)
Best of the Best 3: No Turning Back (1995) (uncredited) .... Preacher Brian
Dead Man Walking (1995) .... Clyde Percy
Under the Hula Moon (1995) .... Lt. Col. J. P. McIntire
Toy Story (1995) (voice) .... Sarge
Se7en (1995) .... Police Captain
Leaving Las Vegas (1995) .... Conventioneer
... aka Leaving Las Vegas (1995) (France)
Murder in the First (1995) .... Judge Clawson
... aka Meurtre à Alcatraz (1995) (France)
Kidnapped (1994)
Love Is a Gun (1994) .... Frank Deacon
Savate (1994) (uncredited) .... Benedict
... aka Fighter, The (1994)
Chain of Command (1994) .... Benjamin Brewster
Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994) (uncredited) .... Mess Hall Guard
On Deadly Ground (1994) .... Stone
French Silk (1994) (TV) .... Chief Crowder
Double Switch (1993) (VG) .... Lyle the handyman
Body Snatchers (1993) .... General Platt
Sommersby (1993) .... Dick Mead
Hexed (1993) .... Det. Ferguson
Kid (1991/I) .... Luke
... aka Back for Revenge (1991)
True Identity (1991) (uncredited) .... Houston's Boss
Toy Soldiers (1991) .... General Kramer
Grieta, La (1990) .... Capt. Phillips
... aka Endless Descent (1990) (USA: video box title)
... aka Rift, The (1990)
Terror Within II, The (1990) .... Von Demming
83 Hours 'Til Dawn (1990) (TV) .... Glen Fairling
I'm Dangerous Tonight (1990) (TV) .... Lt. Ackman
Take, The (1990) (TV) .... Weller


Demonstone (1989) .... Col. Joe Haines
Fletch Lives (1989) .... Jimmy Lee Farnsworth
Siege of Firebase Gloria, The (1989) .... Sgt. Maj. Bill Hafner/Narrator
Mississippi Burning (1988) .... Mayor Tilman
Full Metal Jacket (1987) (as Lee Ermey) .... Gunnery Sgt. Hartman
... aka Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket (1987) (USA: poster title)
Purple Hearts (1984) .... Gunny


Apocalypse Now (1979) (uncredited) .... Eagle Thrust Seven Helicopter Pilot
... aka Apocalypse Now Redux (2001) (International: longer version English title)
Boys in Company C, The (1978) (as Lee Ermey) .... SSgt. Loyce (Drill Instructor, Co. 163)
 



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