Cows

[Nyaricus]

French Canadian Capitalism: you have two cows. You'll be damned if they speak a word of English.

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

Polish Capitalism: You have 2 Bulls. Can't figure out why they give so little milk, no matter how long you milk them.

Thank you. Thank You. I'll be here all week.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

moo

MOO2: Battle at Antares

 

[Nyaricus]

Polish Capitalism: You have 2 Bulls. Can't figure out why they give so little milk, no matter how long you milk them.

Thank you. Thank You. I'll be here all week.

You are a sick man, man. *shudder*

 

[The_Warlock]

You are a sick man, man. *shudder*

Don't worry, the hidden Polish Assassin Network will put him out of your misery....

 

[Dog Moon]

Diablo capitalism: You have two cows. They kill you and take your stuff.

 

[The_Warlock]

Diablo capitalism: You have two cows. They kill you and take your stuff.

Moo. Moo moo. Moo, moo moo moo moo.

 

[Dog Moon]

Moo. Moo moo. Moo, moo moo moo moo.

And if balls of lightning float free from the cow when struck, you KNOW you're in trouble.

 

[jonesy]

Diablo capitalism: You have two cows. They kill you and take your stuff.

Dude, that's brilliant.

The first time I entered the cow level in DII I died (well the character did) of laughter. I thought the whole cow thing was a hoax like in the original. I mean you need Wirts leg to enter a level? And then it works, and...

"Moo, moo moo." "Moo moo." "Moo moo moo moo, moo!"

And they're everywhere! Why am I not doing proper damage? Oh hell, there's more! A lot more! And the whole time "moo moo, moo moo moo, moo moo".

 

[Ferret]

Fallout cows: You have one cow. It has two heads. No one wants to milk it.

Moo, Moo I say!