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Crazy/cool names of real-world places

I have always found Joe, Montana and Chevy Chase, Maryland kinda funny.

In New Jersey we have:

Wildwood

Delaware Valley

Pleasantville

Little Egg Harbor

Ringoes (No John, Paul, or George though)

and my favorite, Buttsville
 
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Well, in Connecticut we have a few.

a) Hartford has a section called Frog Hollow
b) We have a mountain (well, a large hill) called Sleeping Giant because it literally looks like a large giant lying on its back.
c) And, we have town names like Cos Cob; Rocky Hill; Deep River; Beacon Falls; Old Saybrook

A city in recent international news for tragic reasons has a pretty cool name in Bam, Iran.

Who can forget Lake Titicaca in South America?

I like the names of some Chinese cities – Suzhou (sue joe); Fuzhou (foo joe) or Hangzhou (hahng joe) (not to mention Guangzhou in Guangdong province...)
 

Since Illinois hasn't been represented yet, here are a few names of state parks:

Starved Rock
Snakeden Hollow
Garden of the Gods (in the Shawnee National Forest, not the one in Colorado)

And one from Arizona:

Dead Horse Ranch
 


Krieg said:
FWIW there are a lot of places named "X" Lick in KY because they denote the location of a salt lick. (A salt lick is nothing more than a ground deposit of salt and gains it's name because animals will lick at it to get the salt).

Yes, that is true, but it's still a funny name.......

Krieg said:
Damn hippies! ;)

Damn geologists! ;)
 

Let's see... I don't think anyone's mentioned Y in France. That's just peculiar.

Nullarbor, Australia - it sounds like an aboriginal word (to foreigners like me who don't know much about aboriginal languages), but is actually Latin for 'no trees'. I think it's the most beautifully suitable name in the world.

Consulting Bill Bryson's etymological masterpiece Made In America, I find the following (amongst many others, many of which are unsuitable for the grandmother):

Who'd A Thought It, Alabama
Eek, Alaska
Hell-out-for-Noon City, Zyzx Springs, California
East Due West, South Carolina
Dead Bastard Peak, Wyoming (one of the tamer ones, trust me)

Apparently, many of the more exotic names were changed after the explorers, prospectors, post office officials or train passengers who named them got company... it would have been confusing to keep all those mountains named after breasts, anyway.

And browsing through The Times Atlas the other day, I noticed that New Jersey is filled with eggs. Little Egg Inlet, Great Egg Harbour Inlet, Egg Harbour City (small and 10km (and 2 towns) from the nearest ocean), and the lonely Egg Island Point (which has no discernible island anywhere nearby). They're all over the place, up to a hundred kilometers apart. It just sounds... odd.

There's a Townsville in Pennsylvania and another in Queensland. I've always translated '-ville' as meaning 'town'. It's another nicely tautological name...

Finally, of course, some hundreds of years ago a mapmaker got confused and named a teardrop-shaped continent after a man who wasn't even on the first expedition to get there, and when he did set sail in that direction he wasn't in charge. The man was Amerigo Vespucci. The continent was America, now called South America because they couldn't find a good name for the northern bit and spread it around a little. If you think of yourself as American, be aware that the word is one big accident...
 



We got a number of funnily named islands in Dalmatia, like Kurba (Whore) or Babina Guzica (Grandmother's Arse). Even funnier is how these islands got their name: back in the XIX. century, when we were still the Austrian crownland, a number of geometers and cartographers came from Vienna to make new maps of the land. They, naturally, didn't speak a word of Croatian, and when they asked for names of different localities, the merry folk gave them those names. :D

The names stuck, and are used even today on official navigational charts, IIRC :)
 

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