Cryptic T-shirt at GenCon - Help, it's slowly driving me insane


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ColonelHardisson said:


It might help if we knew who Colonel Steubert is. Telling us twice without an explanation doesn't help.
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it was just what sprang to my mind....a blind guess like any other, meant as a joke :)
 



Hmm, Colonel Sanders. Campbell's Soup. CS, CS... Ernie? Grasping at straws here. This is driving me insane now. Thanks a lot die_kluge!
 

Don't know if this helps anyone, but the colonel's first name was Harland. It doesn't mean anything to me, but maybe someone else can make a connection.
 

You all realize there's a lurking Uberdork from Milwaukee who is laughing his scrawny, underdeveloped kiester off right now ...

"It worked! It worked! They're all going crazy!"

...

And yes, I will soon have one of these shirts made.

--HT
 

die_kluge said:
Actually, it gave us an idea to market a whole line of shirts with seemingly unrelated symbols and then write the word "duh..." underneath it.

Something like:
A spoon
A Sedan DeVille
A French Poodle
-duh-

And of course, there would be absolutely no meaning to it outside of annoying the living crap out of people.

I'm confident that someone here will know what the shirt means.
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This is brilliant, but leave off the 'duh'. That way, people will be puzzling about the shirts for hours, like in this thread.

A frog, an oscillating fan, and a bottle of Windex. A box of kleenex, a tennis ball, and a loaf of whole wheat bread. SpongeBob Square Pants, a petunia plant, and a bottle of Dom Perignon. The possibilities are endless!
 

If you think too hard about what that shirt means, you'll pass out... but right before you do, you'll realize...

...if it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

(10 bonus points for recognizing the source...)
 

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