the Jester
Legend
The Handsome Drelvin
Somewhere beyond the planes
In a timeless non-space a great thing stirs. Rippling like a lake touched firmly by wind, it moves, it wakens.
Something has touched it. Dozens of voices are calling its name, over and over. Xurkrischis... Xurkrischis...Xurkrishchis.... Something is beckoning to it, urging it on. Urging it to follow the voices. Urging it to come.
Like snot dribbling out of a pneumoniac’s nose, the Worm From Beyond begins to extrude towards the voices, towards the beckoning.
Towards the Material Plane.
7/15/370 O.L.G., 10 a.m., a small settlement on Lake Bellurnus, Dorhaus
Sir Maxwell, Sybele, Thrush, Rex, Jezebel and Kagera are walking together, enjoying the morning air. Drelvin is off talking to what local authorities there are- a sort of unofficial mayor- and trying to set up the building of a stronghold. The others are strolling about, looking over the small community. It probably numbers about 150 souls, and though it is so far unsophisticated, it is thriving. The lake gives up good numbers of fish, the surrounding ground is fertile, the wetlands attract fowl, and there are a reasonable sprinkling of trees about, though most are only a few years old. For building materials the folk have so far used stone harvested from the remains of the city of Ostraghan, less than ten miles away.
“This is pretty impressive,” comments Sir Maxwell. “You know, I’ve been thinking about building a church lately- I was thinking Var, but Garnet’s work could be done in a small community as easily as a large.”
“That’s a good idea,” Sybele answers. Thrush beams at her.
“Yes, I was thinking- gadzooks!” Sir Maxwell exclaims.
Our heroes stare, abashed, at another group of adventurer-types strolling down the street. One of them looks just like Drelvin, except much handsomer. And another bears a striking resemblance to him as well- only she is female! The male is dressed as a mage of some sort, and the female elf is carrying a fancy-looking bow. They are accompanied by a large, dark-skinned human with a strange, feline-looking helm on and another female elf (no resemblance to Drelvin) who slinks along behind them. The four of them are in conversation, but they stop as they catch sight of the party staring at them.
“Can I help you?” the handsome Drelvin asks coolly. The big human steps to the front. He has a huge club across his back, studded with rocks, jagged bits of obsidian and shark teeth. Thrush smiles at him and their eyes meet for a moment, each gauging the other as a formidable man.
“You look like a friend of ours, that’s all,” Jezebel says.
“Who might that be?”
“Drelvin, the Baron of these lands!” proclaims Sybele proudly.
“Drelvin!” exclaims the elven sorcerer. “Fantastic! I’m his nephew, Lillamere, and this is my sister N’Sari.”
“Wow, Drelvin’s relatives!”
“We’ve never even met him,” N’Sari sighs. There is hero worship writ large on her face.
“Maybe we can change that,” Thrush grins as everyone relaxes and introductions are passed around. The human is named Inoke Raihana (pronounced EE-no-KAY), and the other elf (no relation to Drelvin) is named Veil Raybender.
“Nice to meet you,” Thrush says to Inoke. “I’m Thrush, the finest swordsman of our age.” Inoke seems impressed but not intimidated, and he’s never heard of Thrush before. “You will,” Thrush tells him with a grin.
Drelvin is unfortunately tied up in working out his stronghold details, and he can’t be found, so the group retires to a tavern to chat over a beer or two. As always, Rex and Kagera abstain. Lillamere and his friends, it turns out, are working to clean up “Uncle Drelvin’s” lands as well; they claim to be seasoned adventurers, so the two parties join forces (at least for the time being) and determine to return to Ostraghan.
Bantering amicably, the large group gathers into a circle outside at Lillamere’s request, and he grins. “Everybody ready? Let’s go!”
He greater teleports them.
***
1 p.m., the ruins of Ostraghan
The party moves into the ruins again, expecting more trouble- perhaps more giants?
Soon enough, one of the deformed giants called fomorians starts throwing spears at them from a considerable distance, using a half-crumbled building for cover. The party starts moving forward, Inoke showing unusual speed, but Kagera gets there first and engages it toe-to-toe. She kicks it, strikes it, smacks it; it roars, swinging its large flail and slamming it into her several times. Blood splashes over the walls of the ruin as Kagera grunts and stumbles, but even though the others are still a reasonable distance away, the monk stays right on top of the giant, slamming her elbow and fists and feet into it again and again!
“Raagh!” the giant roars, and swing its flail again, catching the monk solidly in the left shoulder. She gives a groan of agony as bones crunch and break. Then it draws back, gathering speed on the great flail before swinging it directly into Kagera’s face. Inoke reaches the battle just in time to see the monk fall, her head crushed to jelly.
“Nooo!” shouts Sybele, and unleashes a flurry of arrows. Several rays flash out from Lillamere as he flies forward, wounding the giant with both a puncture and a disintegrate. Growing to huge size, Inoke springs forward, swinging his club Deadly Avalanch at the creature! A series of severe blows finishes the thing off with aplomb... but too late for Kagera.
“Oh, no!” moans Sybele.
“Well, that’s not a good start,” comments Thrush.
Next Time: Fnogghi Chaosi-Hand meets the party! And by ‘meets,’ of course, I mean that they do glorious, 12-round high-level battle!
***
As you can probably tell, the party has expanded. Brain from ENWorld, who plays Timothy in the halfling party, plays Inoke. Veil and Lillamere are new pcs, too, and N’Sari is Lillamere’s cohort/little sis. The party this game consisted of:
Lillamere, elven sorcerer 18 (CG)
Sir Maxwell Norrington, human paladin 13/knight of the chalice 6 (LG)
Sybele (fighter 8/psion 11/warrior of chaos 3) (CG)
Inoke (barbarian 2/psychic warrior 2/fighter 4/warmind 10) (NG)
Kagera (monk 19, now deceased) (LN)
Rex (monk 5/tattooed monk 1/sorcerer 1/dragon disciple 11/ranger 1/fighter 1/half-dragon paragon 1) (LN)
Veil Raybender (actually a doppelganger, though our heroes don’t yet know it; doppelganger fighter 5/mindspy 5) (CN)
And of course the npcs:
Jezebel (half-dragon rogue 5/sorcerer 7/arcane trickster 1)
N’Sari (fighter 6/sorcerer 1/arcane archer 9)
Thrush (fighter 23)
Somewhere beyond the planes
In a timeless non-space a great thing stirs. Rippling like a lake touched firmly by wind, it moves, it wakens.
Something has touched it. Dozens of voices are calling its name, over and over. Xurkrischis... Xurkrischis...Xurkrishchis.... Something is beckoning to it, urging it on. Urging it to follow the voices. Urging it to come.
Like snot dribbling out of a pneumoniac’s nose, the Worm From Beyond begins to extrude towards the voices, towards the beckoning.
Towards the Material Plane.
7/15/370 O.L.G., 10 a.m., a small settlement on Lake Bellurnus, Dorhaus
Sir Maxwell, Sybele, Thrush, Rex, Jezebel and Kagera are walking together, enjoying the morning air. Drelvin is off talking to what local authorities there are- a sort of unofficial mayor- and trying to set up the building of a stronghold. The others are strolling about, looking over the small community. It probably numbers about 150 souls, and though it is so far unsophisticated, it is thriving. The lake gives up good numbers of fish, the surrounding ground is fertile, the wetlands attract fowl, and there are a reasonable sprinkling of trees about, though most are only a few years old. For building materials the folk have so far used stone harvested from the remains of the city of Ostraghan, less than ten miles away.
“This is pretty impressive,” comments Sir Maxwell. “You know, I’ve been thinking about building a church lately- I was thinking Var, but Garnet’s work could be done in a small community as easily as a large.”
“That’s a good idea,” Sybele answers. Thrush beams at her.
“Yes, I was thinking- gadzooks!” Sir Maxwell exclaims.
Our heroes stare, abashed, at another group of adventurer-types strolling down the street. One of them looks just like Drelvin, except much handsomer. And another bears a striking resemblance to him as well- only she is female! The male is dressed as a mage of some sort, and the female elf is carrying a fancy-looking bow. They are accompanied by a large, dark-skinned human with a strange, feline-looking helm on and another female elf (no resemblance to Drelvin) who slinks along behind them. The four of them are in conversation, but they stop as they catch sight of the party staring at them.
“Can I help you?” the handsome Drelvin asks coolly. The big human steps to the front. He has a huge club across his back, studded with rocks, jagged bits of obsidian and shark teeth. Thrush smiles at him and their eyes meet for a moment, each gauging the other as a formidable man.
“You look like a friend of ours, that’s all,” Jezebel says.
“Who might that be?”
“Drelvin, the Baron of these lands!” proclaims Sybele proudly.
“Drelvin!” exclaims the elven sorcerer. “Fantastic! I’m his nephew, Lillamere, and this is my sister N’Sari.”
“Wow, Drelvin’s relatives!”
“We’ve never even met him,” N’Sari sighs. There is hero worship writ large on her face.
“Maybe we can change that,” Thrush grins as everyone relaxes and introductions are passed around. The human is named Inoke Raihana (pronounced EE-no-KAY), and the other elf (no relation to Drelvin) is named Veil Raybender.
“Nice to meet you,” Thrush says to Inoke. “I’m Thrush, the finest swordsman of our age.” Inoke seems impressed but not intimidated, and he’s never heard of Thrush before. “You will,” Thrush tells him with a grin.
Drelvin is unfortunately tied up in working out his stronghold details, and he can’t be found, so the group retires to a tavern to chat over a beer or two. As always, Rex and Kagera abstain. Lillamere and his friends, it turns out, are working to clean up “Uncle Drelvin’s” lands as well; they claim to be seasoned adventurers, so the two parties join forces (at least for the time being) and determine to return to Ostraghan.
Bantering amicably, the large group gathers into a circle outside at Lillamere’s request, and he grins. “Everybody ready? Let’s go!”
He greater teleports them.
***
1 p.m., the ruins of Ostraghan
The party moves into the ruins again, expecting more trouble- perhaps more giants?
Soon enough, one of the deformed giants called fomorians starts throwing spears at them from a considerable distance, using a half-crumbled building for cover. The party starts moving forward, Inoke showing unusual speed, but Kagera gets there first and engages it toe-to-toe. She kicks it, strikes it, smacks it; it roars, swinging its large flail and slamming it into her several times. Blood splashes over the walls of the ruin as Kagera grunts and stumbles, but even though the others are still a reasonable distance away, the monk stays right on top of the giant, slamming her elbow and fists and feet into it again and again!
“Raagh!” the giant roars, and swing its flail again, catching the monk solidly in the left shoulder. She gives a groan of agony as bones crunch and break. Then it draws back, gathering speed on the great flail before swinging it directly into Kagera’s face. Inoke reaches the battle just in time to see the monk fall, her head crushed to jelly.
“Nooo!” shouts Sybele, and unleashes a flurry of arrows. Several rays flash out from Lillamere as he flies forward, wounding the giant with both a puncture and a disintegrate. Growing to huge size, Inoke springs forward, swinging his club Deadly Avalanch at the creature! A series of severe blows finishes the thing off with aplomb... but too late for Kagera.
“Oh, no!” moans Sybele.
“Well, that’s not a good start,” comments Thrush.
Next Time: Fnogghi Chaosi-Hand meets the party! And by ‘meets,’ of course, I mean that they do glorious, 12-round high-level battle!
***
As you can probably tell, the party has expanded. Brain from ENWorld, who plays Timothy in the halfling party, plays Inoke. Veil and Lillamere are new pcs, too, and N’Sari is Lillamere’s cohort/little sis. The party this game consisted of:
Lillamere, elven sorcerer 18 (CG)
Sir Maxwell Norrington, human paladin 13/knight of the chalice 6 (LG)
Sybele (fighter 8/psion 11/warrior of chaos 3) (CG)
Inoke (barbarian 2/psychic warrior 2/fighter 4/warmind 10) (NG)
Kagera (monk 19, now deceased) (LN)
Rex (monk 5/tattooed monk 1/sorcerer 1/dragon disciple 11/ranger 1/fighter 1/half-dragon paragon 1) (LN)
Veil Raybender (actually a doppelganger, though our heroes don’t yet know it; doppelganger fighter 5/mindspy 5) (CN)
And of course the npcs:
Jezebel (half-dragon rogue 5/sorcerer 7/arcane trickster 1)
N’Sari (fighter 6/sorcerer 1/arcane archer 9)
Thrush (fighter 23)