Damit, of all the times to not have baleful polymorph.
MORTAL WOMBAT!!!!!!!!!
BTW, Monkey, unless my previously posted action of "bitchslaptheguard" becomes somehow invalidated, I'll stick with my last IC post for when my turn comes up.
Well i suppose Dace hasn't rally given much thought to the situation - he grabbed the guard by the throat, but how is he supposed to make the other guards open his cell... Maybe he should just choke the poor sap to death and make the guards open his cell so they can attempt to beat him with their sticks
OR.. pull the poor sod THROUGH the bars of your cell door... thusly breaking EVERY bone in his body.. and if they want their companion back they'll have to open the door to get him out hehe