D&D conversation in the style of... [game]

[Mathew_Freeman]

Anyone that watches or used to watch Who's Line Is It Anyway, the comedy improvisation show, may already be aware of this game. It's very simple. You stand on the World's Worst Step, and then take a simple step forwards and announce your entry for the category. The only real rules are:

a) This is for comedy
b) You can't go twice in a row

So...in true Clive Anderson style, I'd like all of you to give me examples of The World's Worst Player Character. I'll be judging the entry's, and after a while I'll change the subject. The subject line will change at the same time.

Off we go!

Edit: RyanL is the first winner! We've now moved on to World's Worst Villain!

Edit: BryanD wins the second round! Now, it's World's Worst Kung Fu character! The madness continues!

Edit: Sixchan wins! D&D conversation in the style of...

 

[Airwolf]

I love Who's Line.

Do we get points in your game? If we do, what are they for?

 

[Ravellion]

Eminem. He is only in D12, so he never ever makes a succesful attack roll.

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

I love Who's Line.

Do we get points in your game? If we do, what are they for?

No points, no prizes, just a feeling of comedy superiority if you should happen to win a round or two...that's all!

 

[nameless]

Barry the half-tarrasque.

He has the tarrasque's ability to regenerate, but only halfway. His wounds never close, appendages never grow back, but his hit points come back all the same. Nothing can kill him, but he's been so badly maimed over time that all he can do is scream. Which in turn is so annoying that he usually gets maimed a little worse.

 

[RyanL]

*steps forward*

With Aussie accent: Hi mates, I'm Steve, your Ranger! Crikey! That Dire Rat's a beaut!

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

*steps forward*

With Aussie accent: Hi mates, I'm Steve, your Ranger! Crikey! That Dire Rat's a beaut!

ROFLMAO! *point to RyanL* That's brilliant...

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

In order to move the thread along a bit...

*very posh English accent* "I say! You there! The orc! Would you be so kind as to run on to my sword? I can't be bothered to exert myself for such lower class scum as you, I really can't..."

 

[Crothian]

steps Forward

"As the paladin of Peace I have to say: No, we have to save the orcs from themselves and bring them to the light. No killing."

Steps back

 

[Ashwyn]

A pig.