D&D Fortune Cookies

[TarionzCousin]

Forget D&D Fortune Cards, I want D&D Fortune Cookies!

"You are about to embark upon a quest of epic Gygaxian proportions."

"Trust not in 'fighters' who only wear leather armor."

"You will be eaten by a grue."

As [MENTION=19675]Dannyalcatraz[/MENTION] suggested, they would have die rolls (numbers) on the back.

What would be some good D&D fortunes?

 

[Zhaleskra]

Forget D&D Fortune Cards, I want D&D Fortune Cookies!
"You will be eaten by a grue."

I knew this would happen. Got voted "most likely to be eaten by a grue" all 4 years at GUE High School. Now where'd I put that lantern?

 

[I'm A Banana]

As long as they're not collectible or sold in randomized booster packs...

And, as standard for fortune cookies, they need to convey an entirely different meaning when the words "in bed" are tacked on the end!

"Don't forget your ten-foot pole."
"A healer is the party's best friend."
"Never be afraid to spend an Action Point."
"There is no problem that cannot be solved with enough pointy things."
"The most virtuous paladin is destined to fall."

 

[Piratecat]

"Ready oil and open flame light your way to wealth."

 

[Mark CMG]

"You are about to embark upon a quest of epic Gygaxian proportions."

. . . in bed!


I'm not sure this is a good idea, KM.

 

[Relique du Madde]

. . . in bed!


I'm not sure this is a good idea, KM.

Yea, especially since I pulled out:

"You will kill your opponent and take his stuff"

I'm pretty sure the "in bed" version would automatically land me in Ravenloft...

 

[Mark CMG]

Yea, especially since I pulled out:

"You will kill your opponent and take his stuff"

I'm pretty sure the "in bed" version would automatically land me in Ravenloft...

Or Gor.

 

[Scott DeWar]

Yea, especially since I pulled out:

"You will kill your opponent and take his stuff"

I'm pretty sure the "in bed" version would automatically land me in Ravenloft...

You will find yourself in ravenloft-in bed.

 

[shadzar]

they would have die rolls (numbers) on the back.

What would be some good D&D fortunes?

No, those are your characters ability scores on the back! You must change your character sheet each time you eat a cookie.

"You will go on an adventure to find wealth and glory."

 

[Zhaleskra]

Is being eaten by a grue in bed any better than just being eaten by a grue?