D&D inspired (fake) movie titles...

Drowbane said:
Chapter I: The Menacing Phantom (the PCs investigate the serial killing of several members of a strange british religion known as the Red Eye. Psionicists.)
Chapter II: The Kreen Wars (interlude adventure, the party is sent by the Crown to investigate the slaughter of a british colony in Northern Africa)
Chapter III: Fall of the Red Eye (the story arc returns to the Red Eye investigations, the party witnesses the slaughter of the last remaining members (save one :p))
Chapter IV: Off to New Hope (the party tracks down the serial killer to New Hope, Mass. One of the PCs is revealed to be the long lost son of a powerful Red Eye)
Chapter V: The British Empire Strikes Back (where the brit army gets serious about squishing some bugs in the Sahara)
Chapter VI: Revenge of the Red Eye (Where the Red Eye PC and party finally put a stop to the Evil Lord of the Gith...yanki. Supposedly Episode Vi was going to be named "revenge of the jedi"... but GL decided that revenge wasn't very Jedi)

Good times. Great oldies. 92.9

I miss stories like these.

I recently retold the story of Ajora the Bear and the Huge Crocodile to my gaming group here in san fran. Good times.
 

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Mr and Mrs Redgar
Pit Fiend Vs Balor
Saving Cohort Ryan
League of Extraordinary Player Characters
Pelor 13
Suprise Encounters of the Third Kind
Dawn of the Undead
Bubba Hecuvea
I, Golem
Lord of Melee
Monty Haul and the Rod of 7 Parts
Dire Swordfish
Team Cormyr: World Adventurers
The Last Samurai 5 / Wu-Jen 3 / Ninja 7
Mission CR 65
Big Trouble in Little Kara-Tur
9 Hells Boy
 


Coppola's classic, The BBEG (and sequels, the BBEG II and III)
To Kill a Doppleganger
Raging Barbarian
The Great Escape Artist Check
The Were-elephant
The 20th-level Wizard of Oz
The Die Hard Feat
Mystic Theurge River
The Lady is the Target of an Invisibility Spell
 


Ajora the Bear, mightiest of grapplers - R.I.P.

Misquote: [quote-nifft]Pokemount II: Dude, Where's My Special Mount?[/quote]

Talath said:
Good times. Great oldies. 92.9

I miss stories like these.

I recently retold the story of Ajora the Bear and the Huge Crocodile to my gaming group here in san fran. Good times.

haha, I think I've told my current group about Ajora's epic struggle with the Croc as well.

Crikey!
 
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Awakened Monkeyshines

Epic Gestalt Spelljammer PC
Epic Gestalt Spelljammer PC II
Epic Gestalt Spelljammer PC III
Epic Gestalt Spelljammer PC IV: The Quest for Peace

Kara-Tur (or Rokugan) Joy Luck Club

The Invisible (until he attacks) Man

William Hurt in...Self-Inflicted Accidental Uncontrolled Wild Shape

Tom Hanks in...Aging Effects

Tom Hanks in...Savage Tides Island Adventure Campaign Railroad

Tom Hanks in...Low Int PC with an incredible series of lucky die rolls
 
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Deliver us from Protection from Evil
One More Combat Round
The Devil wears Padded Armor
DreamGhouls
Freedom of Movement Writers
John Tucker must be reduced to -10 hp
 

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