D&D inspired (fake) movie titles...

[RigaMortus2]

Bulette over Broadway
Spelljammers Episode VI: Return of the Janni
The Mephits Take Manhattan
Troglodyte Dundee
Memoirs of an Invisible Stalker
Sahuagin Mutant Dragon Turtles
The Mask of Derro
The Legend of Derro

 

[ragboy]

Akela and the Dire Zombie Blink Wasp
d12+1 Warrior(s)
Courage under Fireball
Phase Spider, Man
St. Elmo's Fire-based Attack
March of the Dire Zombie Blink Penguins
Redgar+Lidda
d100x2 Pipeweed Rolls
d100x2 Man
Nightblade Runner
Underdark
Underdark 2: Elvenlotion
Dire Zombie Blink Rat Patrol (TV)
Paddington Were-Bear
What's Up, Dire Tiger?
Earth Elemental Girls Are Easy

 

[Dougan Axehammer]

Three Men and a Halfling
A Paladin and a Gentleman
Lord of the Irresistable Dance
Evil Undead
Army of Orkness
Pretty Gorgon
Tom Hanks in... Enlarge Person
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Elemental Evil
The Electrum Falcon
Bad News Bugbears
Little Tomb of Horrors
The Hunt for Red Dragons
Dungeons and Dragonquest
The Good, the Bard, and the Ugly
Lost in Planescape
The Lost Demiplane
Dieties and Paragons
Uhhh... The Abyss
Hex, Dice, and Measuring Tape
St. Cuthbert's Fire

 

[Hussar]

Courage Under Fireball
Cool Hand Lidda
Honey! I Reduced the Kids!

 

[heirodule]

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Templated Zombies!!?
Faster, Hellcat! Pounce! Rake!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Specialist Wizard of Oz.

Logan's Expeditious Retreat

Planet of the Anthropomorphic Apes

 

[Nifft]

Faster, Hellcat! Pounce! Rake!

This is a thing of rare beauty.

Planet of the Anthropomorphic Apes

I resemble that remark...

-- N

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

A Fistful of GP
For a Few GP More

Raging Minotaur

High Planes Astral Drifter

 

[Matt Black]

This thread's dumb. But so am I:

Bill and Ted's 8th Level Adventure
A Clockwork Golem
Alienist
Alienists
Reservoir Blink Dogs
Full Plate Jacket
Million GP Baby
The Flind King

 

[Brimshack]

Extended Raging Bull
Last Temptation of Pelor
Dances with Dire Wolves or alternatively Dances with War
Titanic, The Failed Spot Check
Encumbered (for Heavy Metal)
When Harry Encountered Sally
The Vrocky Horror Picture Show
Speak With Animal Farm
Gladiator, The Munchkin Character
You've Got Chainmail
Lair of the Sub-Adult White Worm