D&D inspired (fake) movie titles...

[Emirikol]

This thread needs movie posters!!!!

jh

 

[TarionzCousin]

This thread needs movie posters!!!!

jh

I agree.

 

[Mycanid]

Brimshak's "You've got chainmail!", and Danny's "A Fist full of GP" - brilliant!

Two occurred to me the other day:

Sleep spells in Seattle

and

The Wreck of the Titan Hick (add your own imagination to this one)

 

[Dougan Axehammer]

Johnny Mnemonic Enhancer
Awakened Tiger, Hidden Dragon
The Incantrix
The Incantrix: Resummoned
The Incantrix 3: Redismissed
Haste
Journey to the Center of Oerth
Mystra's Pizza
Mystra's River
Rising Sune
Attack of the Opportunities
The Thin Ley Line
Hell Hound of the Baskervilles
The Dark Psi-Crystal

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

The Hordelands Vorpal Battleaxe Massacre

C.H.U.D.: Cannibalistic Humanoid Underdark Dwellers

Dark Water Elemental

The Last Spelljammer

The Neverending Campaign

 

[humble minion]

School of Vrock
Babelith

 

[Matt Black]

Don't forget:

Grease (Sor/Wiz 1)

I Heart Nalfeshnees

Maximized Balls of Fire

Apocalypse Drow

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

School of Vrock

Apocalypse Drow

YES!

All Quiet on the Western Flumpf

Fists of Flurry of Blows*

*Which made me think- Imagine the dialog in a D&D inspired martial arts flick...

Martial Artist 1: "I recognize your style- you are a Crane School warrior!"

Martial Artist 2: "Yes, and you are Twelve Tigers style..."

Martial Artist 1: "You know...Crane School is only just as good as Twelve Tigers style!"

Martial Artist 2: "You take that back! Twelve Tigers style is exactly as dangerous as Crane School!"

Martial Artist 3: "Boys, boys...you know that Twelve Tigers style and Crane School are but mere equivalents to my Dragon Fist Boxing!"

 

[Kmart Kommando]

Jackie Chan's First Strike (at full BAB..second at -5)

Super Fiendish-Dire-Half-Troll-Goliath-Whirling-Frenzy-Variant-Barbarian/Crusader (you can't min/max a Super man with human )

Lord of the 2d4x100gp Art Object

Army of Darkness - 20ft Radius

Assassins (Any Evil)

The Core (Plus Completes)

Half Baked (Flame Strike Edition)

Heavy Mettle

100gp Pearl Harbor

Redgar Murphy: RAW

Spell Matrix

Spell Matrix: Recalled With A Pearl of Power

Strahd 2000

Swordsage Hustle

Flight of the PC with Knowledge[Geography]

City By The Sea (of Fallen Stars)

Charlie Silversheen in: 20d6 (It's not the fall that kills you...)

The Dice of Iwo Djinni

Absolute Power (Creep)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (now with 8 negative levels)

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Little Shop of Hooked Horrors

The Anthropomorphic Lion King

Wight at the Museum

The Truth about Displacer Beasts and Worgs