D&D Movies Which Should Never Be Made

[Voadam]

Better Off Undead
Girrallons Gone Wild
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone of Controlling Earth Elementals
The Mummies take Manhattan
Back to the d20 Future (oops already posted)
War Gamers
Ferris Bulette's Day Off
The Last Sahuagin

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Emotion: Anger Management

 

[LandWalker]

Remember the Titans
To Power Word: Kill A Mockingbird
Invoked Apocalypse Now
Continual Flame of the Spotless Mind
Das Boots of Elvenkind
Singin' in the Rain of Fire
Mr. Smith Goes to Waterdeep
Touch of Smite Evil
Scrying Nemo
(May have already been done) The Great Escape Artist
City Lights
The Sixth Sense Alignment
The Big Sleep
The Searchers
The Anthropomorphic Elephant Man
Lost in Comprehend Languages
The Gold Piece Rush
Die Hard
Monster Manual, Inc.
A Night Hag at the Opera
Shadow of a Doubt
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Remove Curse of the Black Pearl
Blink Dog Day Afternoon
Hobgoblins
House of the Animate Dead
Rhinestone Golem
Speed 2: Cruise Control Plants
A Finger of Life and Death

 

[Kae'Yoss]

The elves immunity to sleep spells and effects in Seattle (or did we have that one already)?
StormofVengeanceChasers
Me, my Clone and Irene.

 

[kolikeos]

The Umber Hulk
Mars' Attack of Opportunity
The Good, the Bad and the Chaotic Neutral
Dungeonmaster and Commander
Indiana Jones and the Return to the Temple of Elemental Evil
Revenge of the Gith
9 1/2 Combat Rounds
Eight and a halfling
To kill a Dire Mockingbird
Monster Manual Inc.
Harry Potter and the Hand of Vecna
Vorpal Weapon
Johnny Psionic
I, Golem
No One Lives Forever Without Trading Favors With A Level 14 Cleric
The Whole 5' Step
Return of the Magi
Monty Python and the Holy Avenger
Die Another Day: The Cleric's out of 5th-level spells
Kill Bill And Take His Stuff

those made me laugh my head off!

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Nonlethal Weapon Damage 1-4

 

[Robbert Raets]

Magic Circle against Good Will Hunting
Top Gunpowder
Mastermind Fog
the Mirror Image Crack'd
Murder, she Sepia Snake Sigilled
Mordenkainen's Sword in the Stone
Open/Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Pink Floyd: the Prismatic Wall
Wild Shape Things
F/X: the Deadly Art of Illusory Wall
Night of the Slay Living Speak with Dead
Timecop Stop
Favored Enemy of the State
Carrie: the Tireless Rage
A touch of Ray of Frost
Turn, Turn, Turn Undead
Mr Tambourine Dwarf
they Righteous Might be Giants
'the Ranger's Broken' Arrow
Diehard [General] with a Vengeance
Evil under the Improved Sunder
the Sound of Bardic Music
Forbidden Lore & Sanity Checks in Las Vegas
Ehlonna in the Dark
Colors of the Wind Wall

for Eberron fans:
Kalashtar of the Titans
Once upon a time in Galifar
Walker, Eldeen Ranger
the Magewright Stuff
Empty Vessel Nest
Action Point Jackson
In Living Breastplate Color

And in honor of A.C. Clarke:
the Cure Light Wounds of Shield Other Days