D&D Movies Which Should Never Be Made

[BiggusGeekus]

Romeo and Krusk

 

[demiurge1138]

Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Fungus
Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Stasis Clones
Star Wars Episode 4: A New Good Hope
Dances with Winter Wolves
Water Wierd World
The Postmanticore
The Road 3rd Level Warrior
Empire of the Sunbeam
Practical Magic Missile
A Few Good Orcs
The Thin Red Line of Effect
Godzilla vs. the Tarrasque
First Paladin

Demiurge out.

 

[Simplicity]

Reduce Bill to -10 Hit Points
Bull Rush Durham
Conan the Barbarian 3/Rogue 1/Ranger 2
You Got Serfed
12 Monks
I, Construct
Saving Vecna's Privates

 

[Dark Jezter]

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Elemental Evil (I know, not a new one)

Nope, but it did inspire me to do a little Photoshopping.

 

[wingsandsword]

Mulhorand Falls
Waterdeep Confidential
Clerics ("Just because the heal you doesn't mean they like you")
Jay and Silent Bob's Retributive Strike
Contact Other Plane
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Miracle on 34th Street
The Red Wizard of Oz
Raging Bull's Strength

 

[Steve Jung]

Commoner Kane
Days of Thunderstone
Elven Thinblade Runner
Favored Soul Pizza
Harold & Kumar Go to White Wolf
The Silence 15' radius of the Lambs
St. Elmo's Faerie Fire
Star Trek: Favored Enemy
Steampunk Willie
Young Flesh Golem

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

Startrek: Resourrection
Heat Metal

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Snow Wight and the Seven Gray Dwarves
House on Haunted Hill Giant
Skill Focus (Survive) the Game
Charmed Person
Event Horizon Walker

Dungeons & Dragons

Sooooo true

 

[Shadowdancer]

Shadowdancer in the Dark
Seventh Level Samurai
Lawrence of Al-Qadim
Vision Geas/Quest
Shocking Grasp Zulu
Johnny Mnemonic Enhancer
Grease
Dirty Dancing Lights
Vampiric Touch of Evil
Repulsion
The Shawshank Regeneration
The Ice Storm
Good Will-O'-Wisp Hunting
Mimic
School of Roc
Goodberries
To Power Word Kill a Mockingbird
Donnie Darkvision
or
Donnie Darkmantle
The Grapes of Wraith
Lost in Transformation
Sling Blade Barrier
The Wight of the Hunter
A Wight at the Opera
In the Heat Metal of the Wight

 

[sir_ollibolli]

Rain Of Fire
Snow White and the 13 Ocean Elves
Arm-A-Gibbon
Familiar Cemetery
Alone In The Underdark
First Paladin
A Fistful Of Daemonites
Once Upon A Time In The Abyss
Ochre Jelly McGuire
Zakhara
Air Elemental One
Around the Planes in 80 Days