D&D Movies Which Should Never Be Made

[Kae'Yoss]

Cradle of the Sun Domain
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist of Raziel
The League of Extraordinary Abilities
Cause Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas
Conan the Frenzied Berserker
Experts
The Purple Dragon Knight Rivers
A Thayan Knight's Tale
In The name of the Knights of the Black Rose
Deep Impact
Independence Daylight
The Rock to Mud
Con Air Walk
2001: Space/Reach Odyssey

 

[lior_shapira]

The Charlie Brown Ooze Christmas Movie
The Demigod Father
Mars Attacks! And Fumbles...
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (nothing to change here, simply sounds sinister )
Fiendish Two-Headed Chicken Run

 

[PJ-Mason]

High PLANES Drifter

...................wait a minute, i WANT to see this movie!!!

 

[Tuzenbach]

The Good, The Bad, And The Chaotic Neutral

 

[Barendd Nobeard]

Gone with the Wind Wall

 

[francisca]

Nighthags Gone Wild!

 

[Felix]

Whispering Wind in the Willows
+1 Longsword in the Stone
Two Light Warhorses for Sister Sarah
Coogan's +14 Bluff
Better off Undead
Grosse Point Blank Shot
Things to do in Denver When Your Friends Can't Afford a Raise Dead
Uncle Tom's Tiny Hut
In the Line of Effect
Expeditiously Retreating Jury
Mad Max: Beyond Polyhedron
Iron Giant Eagle
Enemy Adamantium Mine
OvP (Outsiders vs. Planetouched)
Fireball: A True Underdog Story
The Killer Angels, Archons, and Eladrins
Welcome to Skullport
Freddy got Finger of Deathed
Displacer Beast on a Hot Tin Roof
The Natural 20
Death-Invisible-Stalker
One Flew Over the Kuoa-Toa's Nest
James and the Giant [Vile] Peach
Alice in Wonderland and Through the Mirror of Mental Prowess
Once Upon a Time in the Western Heartlands
Throw Momma From the Lightning Train
Turner and an Advanced 6-HD Medium Dog
Thief Guild PrCs of New York
Kiss of the Drider Woman
Captain Corelli's Grig's Fiddle
Farenheit DR 1371

 

[Kalendraf]

Undead Poet's Society
4x Move Lola 4x Move
The Hamlet
Advanced Giant Constrictor Snake
Advanced Giant Constrictor Snakes: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid
Teen Lycanthrope
The Fireball Run
Town Guard Academy
Hot Point Blank Shots
Young Flesh Golem
Bride of Flesh Golem

 

[Mouseferatu]

The Intangibles

Is it bad that I'm already planning an Eberron campaign for some time in the future that's based on the notion of a Prohibition-like law coming to Sharn? And that this actually is one of the things I was thinking of calling it?

[end hijack]

 

[MichaelH]

Bigby's Clenched Fistfull of Dollars
For a Few Gold Pieces More
Favored Enemy of the State
Air Walk '75
Death Limited Wish
Raiders of the Lost Orc
The Umber Hulk
Star Cairns
The Empire True Strikes Back
The Phantom Steed Menace
Sneak Attack of the Clones