D&D Movies Which Should Never Be Made

[Dogbrain]

Dungeons and Dragons II, starring Paris Hilton.

 

[sir_ollibolli]

Maztica Sunrise

 

[Psion]

Nope, but it did inspire me to do a little Photoshopping.

You ought to change the PG caption to say "not recommended for persons under 15th level" or somesuch.

 

[josie_m70]

Any Given Sunder
House of Sand and Solid Fog
Anti-Magic Field of Dreams


J.

 

[Simplicity]

The Hills Have Eye Tyrants
Flash Gorgon
Dude, Where's My Cairn?
Raising Arizona From the Dead
The Demigodfather
Roc-y
Warforged of the Roses
X-Orcs 2: X-Orcs United
Gleaming the Gelatinous Cube
Resident Neutral Evil
Chicken Expeditious Retreat
My Blue Celestia
Honey, I Reduced the Kids

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Hellcatwoman
The Dire Horse Whisperer
The English Spell Recpient
Smilla's Sense of Snillocs Snowball Swarm
Arabian Nightwalkers
Lizard King Arthur
From Dusk till False Dawn
The whole close range
The Trueseeing Show
Wererat Race
The Werejackal
Snatch Arrows
Kiss of the Half-Dragon
Body Equilibrium
Galaxy Geas/Quest
Weapon of Speed 2: Cruise Control Body
Once Upon a Timestop in Mexico
Broken Melf's Acid Arrow
Sleep-y Hollow
The Ghost and the Deeper Darkness
Red Wizard Alert
The Quickened and the Raging
The Teleporter
Air Elemental Heads
Rocktomud Star
The Fifth Energy (3.5e Renamed)
Pseudonatural Creature: True Resurrection
Harry Potter and the Epic Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Pages
Bulletproof Monk/Shadowdancer
True Strike Crime
Chain Devil's Advocate
The False Life of Brian
The Quest for the Holy Word
Martial Weapon
Martial Weapon 2
Martial Weapon 3
Martial Weapon 4

 

[Felix]

Starsky and Leomund's Tiny Hutch
Hawk the Slayer PrC
Excalibur +1
The Hunt for Red Marpenoth
Moment of Clear and Precient Danger
The Dire Lion in Winter
The Calimshanian Queen
The Pride of the Dalees
Vision Geas/Quest
What's Brain Devouring Gilbert Grape?
Hasted Times at Ridgemont High
The BlueSlaad Brothers
Dire Animal House
Song and Silence of the Lambs
Mulhorand Drive
An Anauroch Tail
An Anauroch Tail 2: Fzoul Goes West
Kiss of the Dracolich
The Seven alt.Samurai
The Adventures of Baron Mordenkainen
Vampire Spawn Hunter D
Advanced Giant Shark
Advanced Giant Shark II: The Revenge
Advanced Giant Shark III: 3D
The Secret False Life of Walter Mitty
Major Image League
The Animal Messenger
The Count of Mithril Cristo
Living!
To Reduce a Mockingbird to -10 HP
A Night at the Copper Coronet
The Courage Inspiring Music Man
How the Grinch Sleight of Handed Christmas

 

[Prince of Happiness]

La Dolci Vecna

Lost in Transmutation

Sum of All Power Word: Fear

To Live and Die In Waterdeep

 

[Shadowdancer]

Things to Do on the Outer Planes When You're Dead

 

[Robbert Raets]

Dire Mallrats
Ocean's Elves
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Clan
the Passion Domain of the Christ
the Mighty Were-Ducks
Analyse Dweomer This!
the Sixth Sensate
Legend Lore of the Feather Falls
Blindness/Deafness Fury
the Displacement Killers
Dominate Animal House
Cry Freedom of Movement
An Officer and a Gentle Reposeman
Unhallow Hal
Heal Mountain