D&D Movies Which Should Never Be Made

[Turanil]

"D&D movies which should never be made".

The 13th-level Warrior
A Secret Passage to India
Gladiator the PrC
Star Trek: Regenerate
Chromatic Dragonheart
Giants of Legend
Dancing with Dire Wolves
Dungeons & Dragons

 

[AFGNCAAP]

Cloak of the Batman
Blood War of the Worlds
Power Word Kill Bill
Time After Time Stop
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Elemental Evil (I know, not a new one)

 

[fafhrd]

Things to do in Dantredun when you're dead

 

[Krug]

My dinner with Azer

 

[Krug]

My dinner with Azer
Sea cat woman

 

[Dark Jezter]

Romancing the Ioun Stone
Zen Archery and the Art of Motorcycle Repair (okay, so this is a book, not a movie)
Butch Cassidy and the Shadowdance Kid
From Rasheman With Love
Cool Hand of Vecna Luke
Sinbad and the Eye of Vecna

 

[Psion]

A Beuatiful Mind Flayer (dang it! - someone had this one on RPGnet)
12 Angry Mermen
Queer as Lizardfolk
Crouching Dire Tiger, Hidden Half-Dragon
Dancing Blade Runner
Construct Story 2
Mystic Theurge River
Back to the D20 Future
The Day the Earth Elemental Stood Still
Planet of the Fiendish Dire Apes (CE)
Like Water Wierds for Chocolate
Silence 15' Radius of the Lambs
Often Evil Boys
The Incorporeals
Weekend at Blackstaff's
Live and Let Fail Death Save
You Only Live 3d6 Times
The Scrying Game

 

[DM_Matt]

Freddy got Finger of Deathed

From what I hear that would have been just about the only way to make the original satisfying.

 

[kirinke]

From what I hear that would have been just about the only way to make the original satisfying.

naaa.... bad movies never die.... the princes of the Abyss won't let them. ^_^

My 4 coppers:

Night of the screaming fanboys
Tremors: Attack of the collossal purple worm things
Return of the Psychic warrior
Night of the living undead VIIIIIII: brains are good with fava beans
Halloween Infinity: When things get really weird
Cape of fear
Cast-a-mind-blanka..... (ok weak)
The wizard of SilveryMoon

 

[LoneWolf23]

Dungeons and Dragons: The Movie.

...Oh, wait, I'm tool late, they already went and made it..

Well darn.