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NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH
5E players are dying in record numbers this week. With Wotc and Nerds release of the Deluxe Edition of Willie Wonka and Chocolate Factory VS ASmodues. Thousands of people have died either due to diabetic comas or sugar rushing on Mountain Dew and Nerds.
Wotc general manage Matt Mercer stated, "oops during editing we joking include the line, 'player must eat their kills'. We forgot to edit out. "
A single Nerds Candy contain 8 calories which is 98% sugar....
WE now take to our rolling reporter OOFTA for more reporting.