D&D puns and wordplays

[RangerWickett]

To put out forest fire, elven wizards use potent dousing devices known as arcanadairs.

I don't get it. Mind you, it's 6am.

 

[Gez]

Would http://images.google.com/images?q=canadair help?



Why are French goblins so skillful artists? Because they all went to the École des Gobelins. (Goblin is translated as gobelin, which is also the name of the famous tapestry workshop and art school.)

 

[Fraggleonacid]

Wizards are of course renowned for living in self contained communities called... Arcologies