D&D Race Survivor -- Round 3

[FireLance]

Let's see now... an elf, a dwarf, a human, two halflings and band of orcs walk into a generic fantasy setting. Which one of these races will most likely wind up captured and in need of rescue?

 

[the Lorax]

Pointy-eared-tree-shaggers are off my island.

buh bye elves, all of you

 

[Jdvn1]

Hey!! Mine's gotta tan!

So's my Dwarf.

 

[Telperion]

Go away you short, elf-wanna-be, useless, halflings! Haven't seen a single PC halfling in years and I'm not expecting to see one in the future.

 

[The Shaman]

DIE ELF SCUM DIE​

Succinct and eloquent - I concur.

 

[Li Shenron]

Dwarf seems to me to be the only non-human race which is never banned from any game. There are many elf-haters, halfling-haters, gnome-haters and half-races-haters, but few dwarf-haters. I think Dwarves are going to survive this game, so I try to give them my tiny vote out!

 

[Mixmaster]

Dwarves.

Almost no one I know plays one.

 

[MrFilthyIke]

Elves. No one can play them to my expectations, and to many anime lovers play them.
That is a good enough reason to destroy...I mean, "vote off" the elves.

 

[JustaPlayer]

The little people have no place in life. Kill the halflings.

 

[TheEvil]

I voted by which race has the women I would NOT want to sleep with .

Dwarves, ya pervs.

So you WOULD want to sleep with halfling women then?