D&D stats for Jesus?

[Alzrius]

The title sums this one up. Are there D&D/d20 stats for Jesus out there? I know various articles in Dragon and other supplements have statted up major theological figures in many different real-world religions, but this one seems to be the glaring exception that no one wants to talk about (I assume to avoid the roving eye of Jack Chick and co.). However, it seems to me that if D&D can handle having stats for Satan (Dragon #28, "The Politics of Hell"), it wouldn't destroy the game to have those for Jesus also. So...anyone know of any?

I know this is going to be a fine line to walk, but I think we can discuss this without any substantive talk about religion. If you know of any such stats, mention them here. We'll probably also start talking about what stats he would have if someone were to try to make them. Fair enough. But let's neither laud nor decry any religion or belief here. If we keep it to the stats, we should be fine.

 

[KenM]

Locked thread in 5,4,3,2 ...

 

[Glyfair]

I agree this thread is going to be locked pretty soon. No stats for Jesus, however, Testament from Green Ronin does have stats for Moses, David, Daniel, etc.

 

[Crothian]

However, it seems to me that if D&D can handle having stats for Satan (Dragon #28, "The Politics of Hell"), it wouldn't destroy the game to have those for Jesus also. So...anyone know of any?

That was what 20 years ago? It was also in a magazine that does not restrict talks of religion as its biggest rule. There is a fine line in this things, but you need to look behind you to find it as you passed it by.

 

[Crothian]

I agree this thread is going to be locked pretty soon. No stats for Jesus, however, Testament from Green Ronin does have stats for Moses, David, Daniel, etc.

A great book by the way, I really liked it so much I had to get two!!

 

[Abstraction]

Jesus is a munchkin

 

[KenM]

Jesus is a munchkin

No, Jesus did not kill enough to be a munchkin. High level yes, but not a munchkin.

 

[Tonguez]

First Alzrius can you tell me why? why would stats for Jesus be required?

Anyway

Jesus was a carpenters son - so Expert with a high CHA score
and a VERY special template (half-celestial doesn't cut it)


ps Abstraction thats the kind of helpful comment that will help get the thread closed

 

[Dakkareth]

Commoner5.

Or were you thinking stats for Jesus Christ (cleric with some sort of proxy template) or Christ (DvR 16+)?

I'm not talking religion, I'm making mechanical distinctions .

 

[Rostek]

Without discussing the nature of Jesus and God-
I'd say Divine Bard/Cleric possibly being classified as a demigod or avatar of God (some very powerful celestial template or something).
Very high mental scores, and some ranks in Craft and profession denoting his previous occupation