d20 Modern Patch is just what I need!

[JPL]

Lately, I've been getting too many women.

 

[Furn_Darkside]

*laugh*

 

[Zerovoid]

Seriously though, the Olidimara's Dice, while ultimately no more useful than regular dice, are kind of nifty. I don't live by a WOTC "premium retailer" or whatever, and when I bought the ELH, I was slightly pissed off that I didn't get those dice.

I don't think this patch has any appeal for anyone, so why bother with such a stupid extra?

 

[JPL]

Actually...in all fairness...it's a nice looking patch.

If I were fourteen again, I'd probably want one.

But sadly, I'm 28 and jaded and can no longer enjoy such simple pleasures...