Lorelai nearly drop her glass as alcohol burned down her throat. Her eyes watered and she nearly spit up the whole drink all over Craig in the process. However, she persevered and managed to swallow the whole thing, feeling like her throat was on fire.
What the hell was in that?
Originally posted by Jarval
"Professor Nguyen, right? By the sounds of things, you might have some clue how this Stargate thing works. Any chance you can reassure me we're not going to be going through some kind of intergalactic cheese-grater?"
Replacing the glass unsteadily in Durant's hand, Lorelai turned to smile at Lucas. "Mr. Fisher? That would be the kabillion dollar question. Travel by wormhole is quite a dangerous little trick because it is in essence time travel. You are bending..." She reached over and picked up a straw. "...What is believed to be a straight line - as in space and time - between two points as in this case, the ends of the straw. A wormhole brings these two points together."
She bends the straw, touching the ends. "Essentially, you are speeding up time, skipping the entire length all together. That of course sets you up for some interesting time paradoxes, but I won't get into that just now.
Wow...I'm starting to feel really warm and lightheaded.
"The Einstein-Rosen bridge is what I believe this Stargate must be based upon. It describes a condition where tiny rip in a black hole could be connected to another tiny rip in another black hole, joining two disparate parts of space-time via a narrow channel, basically a black hole attached to a mirror image of itself."
"The problem with using these wormholes - or rips in blackholes - is that the channel between them is absolutely miniuscule, smaller than the center of a single attom." She squeezed one eye and lifted her hand, pushing two fingers together as if to demonstrate.
Feeling pretty happy - oh happy - let's talk more about things I love!
"It can only remain open for a fraction of a second, if even. Even photons couldn't past through that fast. Of course the immense gravitational forces needed to create such a rip - a black hole's - would rip you apart into, oh yes, like you say, a cheese grater."
"But..." the professor continued cheerfully, her entire face lighting up into a happy sparkle in her eyes, her skin a vivid pink from the heat of the liquor. "There have been a few ideas on how you could circumvent that..."