D20Modern: The "In Character" Character game[Recruitment]

[Sixchan]

Therefore, this is no normal Bugbear.

 

[Janos Audron]

what good is knowledge D&D then?

 

[Sixchan]

Ah...that's for the normal Bugbears.

 

[Jemal]

KIT: NO, I'm not trying to anger you.. I've been specifically trying NOT to anger you, in fact, while still trying to get the information. The reason I quoted myself after your post was to show that I agreed with the "Lets Move On" part of your post, and HAD agreed with it before you even said it.


Janos: since when do DMs throw normal monsters at people? Where's the fun in that?
hehe.. I just hope we smacker him some good ones before he killses us.


Everyone: (Yes, I know nobody's said this outloud, but I just decided to post it anyways)
No I'm not going to apologize for starting this fight. If anybody out there doesn't think I'm acting rationally, you are perfectly and 100% correct.
To all the guys out there who think this: Chop off your dick and grow a set of tits, and see how rationally you react to stuff that would wig you out on a NORMAL day.

After everything thats happened to me this day (IC), be thankful my personality didn't swing the OTHER way. (BTW, did I mention that I'm prone to bizarre mood swings when I'm MALE? I'm still trying to figure out what I actually WOULD do if I suddenly had a magical sex-change forced on me, but I'm pretty sure it would involve blood and pain and death of anybody/anything who tried to stop me from pursuing a course of action I thought had ANY chance at all of restoring my super-sexy studly male body.

So to sum up... If you want me to start acting more or less 'normal', help me find a cure. Nothing is more important to me right now than becoming a guy again, and nothing will stand in my way. (Take that as a challeng if you want, Kit.. I don't care if you throw a torrasque between me and the tower, I'll go through or around it.

 

[Sixchan]

KIT: NO, I'm not trying to anger you.. I've been specifically trying NOT to anger you, in fact, while still trying to get the information. The reason I quoted myself after your post was to show that I agreed with the "Lets Move On" part of your post, and HAD agreed with it before you even said it.


Janos: since when do DMs throw normal monsters at people? Where's the fun in that?
hehe.. I just hope we smacker him some good ones before he killses us.


Everyone: (Yes, I know nobody's said this outloud, but I just decided to post it anyways)
No I'm not going to apologize for starting this fight. If anybody out there doesn't think I'm acting rationally, you are perfectly and 100% correct.
To all the guys out there who think this: Chop off your dick and grow a set of tits, and see how rationally you react to stuff that would wig you out on a NORMAL day.

After everything thats happened to me this day (IC), be thankful my personality didn't swing the OTHER way. (BTW, did I mention that I'm prone to bizarre mood swings when I'm MALE? I'm still trying to figure out what I actually WOULD do if I suddenly had a magical sex-change forced on me, but I'm pretty sure it would involve blood and pain and death of anybody/anything who tried to stop me from pursuing a course of action I thought had ANY chance at all of restoring my super-sexy studly male body.

So to sum up... If you want me to start acting more or less 'normal', help me find a cure. Nothing is more important to me right now than becoming a guy again, and nothing will stand in my way. (Take that as a challeng if you want, Kit.. I don't care if you throw a torrasque between me and the tower, I'll go through or around it.

You still haven't tried giving me the wand.

I know exactly how I'd react. It'd start with the word "COOL!" and go from there.

KV, please throw a Tarrasque at Jane. I want all her cool stuff.

 

[KitanaVorr]

Kitana, how can a bugbear have 4 attacks in a round?

How can it attack me when I have the Improved Disarm feat?

Is that weapon simple or martial (i.e. can I use it without a penalty?)

when you disarm, you automatically provoke an attack of opportunity from whoever it is you're disarming.

Check out the D20 modern book on disarming...I forgot to add the bugbears strength bonus to the check, so actually you shouldn't have disarmed him, but blah it was my mistake to forget that so you have the weapon

EDIT:

OOPS ;p you're right about the disarming, you shouldn't provoke an attack of opportunity, only Mario would get attacked.

um...but if I edit it back..that means I add the bugbears str bonus to the attack and you didn't disarm him, but you didn't get hit either.

Your call on this one. Which do you want?

 

[KitanaVorr]

KIT: NO, I'm not trying to anger you.. I've been specifically trying NOT to anger you, in fact, while still trying to get the information. The reason I quoted myself after your post was to show that I agreed with the "Lets Move On" part of your post, and HAD agreed with it before you even said it.

blah I was just trying to provoke YOU

anyway

NO DON'T ACT normal!

Why cuz you ain't normal and neither am I!

And uh since WHEN did anybody think I was putting them up against a NORMAL bug bear?

 

[Jemal]

You still haven't tried giving me the wand.

I know exactly how I'd react. It'd start with the word "COOL!" and go from there.

KV, please throw a Tarrasque at Jane. I want all her cool stuff.

I have but one thing to say:

 

[Sixchan]

I have but one thing to say:

As soon as I get a cabbit, you are SO dead.

 

[Janos Audron]

bugbear keeps the weapon, I don't get AoOed.